Perched

So thirsty.

If only Jakie would get the fuck out of here so I could leave for the grocery store and get some mother fucking juice because oh lawdy I am perched.

by Dock13 April 23, 2015

Perche

Perche is a polish word using to describe a guy who is so predictable, dumb and naive. Perche guy is able to buy (for example) game - command and conquer 3 for 2x higher price than normaly it costs.
"Perche" word is similar word to "loser" or sometimes "moron".

you are naive like a perche.
you are dumb just like perche.

by fps_exile February 28, 2008

perch-jerking

Fishing, usually for bream.

We stood on the pier and did some perch-jerking.

by kduda April 10, 2008

Perchè raga, ma Perchè...

When someone in Italy has to complain about something his pals did bad on him. He uses this esclamation

"Dai raga... Perchè raga, ma Perchè... "

by Cazzius Clay May 23, 2015

Perch

The act of taking a shit while squatting on the very edge of something, so that your shit drops at least a foot or two. Preferrably several stories up. Like taking a gargoyle shit.

Man, I was checking out this apartment with my girlfriend, and I realized the place didn't have a working bathroom, so while the realtor and her were in the kitchen, I dropped a massive perch off the balcony with my ass hanging over the railing.

Also, the curtain across that sliding door.

by ixat January 26, 2013

peahen

The act of doing a woman from behind, and then in the heat of the moment, pulling out, jamming an umbrella into her, then opening the umbrella so that it resembles the feathers of a peahen.

"I was wondering why he brought an umbrella over when it wasn't raining, but it became obvious what it was for after performing the peahen."

by Renue April 23, 2008

perchaps

maybe, definitely maybe. pronounced: Pear-chaps.

"Will you be going to the awesome party?"
"Perchaps."

by Soundmachine15 September 14, 2009