gay penguin

The most awesome type of penguin coz when straight penguins abandon their babys a gay penguin couple will adopt them.

Straight penguin 1: Damn what an ugly baby penguin.
Straight penguin 2: Yeah fuck him let's leave him here.
Gay penguins: oh no lets adopt him!

Awwwww

by Dinosaurs are incredible April 12, 2016

Penguin slap

A viscous cold blooded slap to the face, associated with the great flipper strength of the emperor penguin

she penguin slapped him when she found out he was cheating on her

by TJ, AKA Penguin October 16, 2005

Pendu

A penalty merchant fraud alleged footballer from Portugal. He loves to stat pad against small teams like Crotone and Andorra and disappear against Porto, Ajax, and Lyon. He is known to cry whenever the referee does not give him a penalty.

Pendu just scored a hattrick against Cagliari, and then he disappeared against Benevento.

by Jose Mourinho is finished March 24, 2021

Weng Peng

A term created by a group of boys from the Upper 6 community, St. Mary's College, Trinidad and Tobago. It emulates the extremities of a situation, can be used as a verb, noun, adverb, pronoun, adjective etc. The purpose of this phrase is to capture, contain and re-emit memories of a situation, be it good, bad, funny or indifferent. It can be considered as the phrase to fill the gap in the English language which is in-explainable and so it can be adapted to describe any situation once the receiver comprehends the situation.

David is going to get the Weng Peng from that girl
This drink has too much alcohol, it has to be a Weng Peng!
Tonight, I must meet a girl and get the Weng Peng.
Wenggggggg Penggggggggg!
This is a Weng Peng kind of party!

by Upper 6 Boy4Life July 2, 2011

pendu

fraud from portugal who score only tap in and penatly he like to steal pens a lot even he miss them.
He puts stat vs luxemborg but dissapears vs germany
he cries when he doesnt get pen or when someone doesnt give his tap in

Pendu is my idol I love him so much but he is sadly finished
Pendu is the tap-in penalty merchant but he is a fraud

by Luuk De Goat January 24, 2022

purple penguin

A special species of penguin that are bred to take over the world. If in season (November until april) purple penguins can normally be found at Wal Mart. Just ask to see the behind the counter merchandise. Can be bought wholesale or regular. Caution: purple penguins are demanding and attention needing. WANT TO CONQUER THE WORLD AND WILL NOT BE STOPPED. Use extreme caution when using spoons around purple penguins, seeing how spoons are their preferred weapon. Under no circumstance should you threaten, tease, or challenge a purple penguin!

Currently they have invaded Britain, eaten all the Canadians with spoons (after raping them with crayons), kidnapped all the kangaroos in Australia dressing them as santas (who invaded Brazil for the bananas, but were later disoened due to their loss in the world cup), shaved all the squirells in North America and used their furr to make moccasins for the Eskimo charity and coats in order to invade Russia for the vodka. They are said to be heading towards Switzerland (chocolate) or Belgium (waffles) next.

"why are we worshipping some damn purple penguin?"
"they conquered the world"
"wtf, how?"
"w/spoons of course"

by ninja gas July 6, 2006

Penguin Tits

A condition that occurs when a pair of boobs are shaped in such a manner that they both point out far to the sides, leaving a large gap in between. This generally unattractive condition thus makes the boobs resemble a pair of penguin feet.

Boobs suffering from penguin tits are generally not round in shape and instead flop to the sides like flap jacks.

"Dude, her boobs looked good in that shirt, but once she took off her push-up bra she had total penguin tits. It was an illusion bro."

by Penguin Tits are Boner Killers May 1, 2010