Monkey steal pear from tree

an old-school fighting move derived from a mixture of Korean and Japanese kung fu, where the attacker graps his opponets scrotum turns a 180 an backfists his opponet in the stomach then the face while never letting go of his scrotum

Josh: did u hear what happened to Joe last night?
Rev:Yeah i was the one who pulled off Monkey steal pear from tree
Josh:O ok i'm gonna leave now

by FACEPLANTJAKE January 1, 2009

gone pear-shaped

Become overweight. Increased girth in stomach and butt areas. Lost any semblence of a decent figure.

"Dude, have you seen Miguel since he got that desk job? His ass has ex-pan-ded! He's gone pear-shaped!"

by thatgirl June 28, 2004

dirty pear

also called the hairy pear. Better known as the womens vagina.

I slowly licked her dirty pear.

by The Mush August 22, 2007

gone pear-shaped

gained weight; got fatter

" Man, she used to be hot, but since that Freshman 15, she's gone pear-shaped.

by Shle June 26, 2004

Lucy Pear

a threesome with 1 girl and 2 guys; MMF

It refers to the hip hop group with the same name

Cam: Yo guess who had a threesome last night

Donny: Was it a Lucy Pearl?

Cam:.....yeah

Donny: That doesn't count!

by Mastermind15 November 24, 2007

Gone Pear-Shaped

Things have gone from good or great to horribly wrong.

I married a trophy wife with an hourglass figure, but now she's gone pear-shaped.

by ThePhyxr February 11, 2015

Prickly pear

A rough exterior of that is sweet on the inside just like having sex with your acupuncturist

Hell yesh prickly pear

by Adambernsteinwrotethus September 2, 2017