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fuck-aid pattern

In Object Oriented Programming, fuck-aid pattern is a leaky and poorly written wrapper of a non-object oriented interface.

Derived from mispronunciation of "facade pattern" by non-native English speakers.
MFC is a fuck-aid pattern wrapper for the Windows API
by bugpower March 22, 2012
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Night Night patter

Originating in Glasgow, Scotland "night night patter" is when you get to that part of the night when everything that's not funny becomes hilarious, all whilst needing no explanation. Night night patter is usually paired with illegal substances such as acid, ketamine and alcohol.
Night night patter in itself cannot be fully defined, however here are some examples I have come across.

Person one - 'mate look at the state of her, she paints her fucking nails"

Or

Person one - "Know what I'd love? A nice vegan sandwich and a bit of dick"
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hot dog pattie

a group of 3 or more males smacking a bitch in the forehead with their dicks
Me, Richard, Nick and Mike pulled a hot dog pattie on Patty
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shit patter

Shit patter is to say something to try get people to laugh but in fact is not funny at all and will have people slating you for how shit your chat is. Otherwise known as bad chat or a Fraser Hutcheson.
Did you here what the boy said, was proper Fraser Hutcheson (shit patter).
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patterson,ca

the illest town in cali.
patterson's sick
by tommy August 15, 2003
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Male Pattern Blindness

An affliction suffered by both men and women, however most often by men. It is marked by an enthusiastic penchant for assigning certain bad habits as something women do, and inexplicably not noticing it when men do the same thing in the same frequency.
(in the car)

Brad: OMG! Get off the phone lady! Freakin women always have their cell phones out!

Marla: Brad, you txt and drive all the time. That guy over there is talking on the phone. And the guy next to us is also texting. Everywhere I go there's a dude talking on a cell phone. I can't walk anywhere on my college campus without being stuck behind both girls AND guys on the phone.

Brad: (*snort*) Na-ah!

Marla: You have a bad case of Male Pattern Blindness.
by YouKnowItIsTrue November 19, 2011
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patten

dude patten is like the awsomest name everrrr. kicked major butt in WWI
general patten is the best.
by Matt patten January 29, 2009
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