15 paragraphs

A 15 paragraph long love confession someone writes to their best friend written in their notes app which ends the best friend rejecting them. However, this rejection further strengthens the friendship and turns into some sort of inside joke.

When one says they've been "15 paragraphed", they mean they've confessed their feelings to someone in a very grandiose manner, yet subsequently got rejected.

Suzie: Hey, I heard you confessed to Connor! How did you do it?
Izzie: I wrote an entire confession...it was 15 paragraphs long
Suzie: And?? How did it go?
Izzie: About that...

by Kittens241 January 14, 2024

Child Pornography

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Child Pornography.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Child pornography

Also known as "Child porn" or "CP", an illegal form of pornography that involves children engaging in sexual activity, which are groups under a designated legal age, some pedophiles admit into consuming this content.

Person 1: So there is some idiot in my house locking his room, grabs his laptop, goes into the dark web and watches some "Little Daisy" bullshit.

Person 2: Is he hiding himself watching child pornography?

Person 1: Yes, and i hear him moaning too.

Person 2: Fuck it, i'm calling the authorities.

by bobthebobs1998 March 10, 2026

Wii pornography

When somebody draws Rule 34 of a Wii console.

''I'm going to draw Wii pornography.''
''Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down.''

by zoosfoonderboolt July 29, 2025

Holly Paragraph

An incredibly long and emotionally loaded block of text, usually found in messages with a member of opposite gender, after an unprecedented altercation.

message: “ I’m sorry for a lot of things, and this wouldn’t have been one of them if we were able to work something out. The truth is, isaak, I don’t rly know firas. I know you, though. and we have so many things in common but like I said we’re busy all the time and it is so hard to find a time that works for us to hang out. im a people pleaser. You know that. ofc I would feel bad if I rejected firas but now I realize I should’ve but I js don’t know how to tell him bc now he thinks I like him when I don’t. It also doesn’t help that everyone is taking abt it. But tbh, I wouldn’t be mad if I stopped taking to him bc I don’t know him. I js have to tell him I don’t like him. That’s the issue. Also this only started 2 days ago so it wouldn’t be that bad if I backed out. But I still need to apologize bc I know you’re probably mad. So I’m sorry. I’m sorry about this, I’m sorry about not talking to you, I’m sorry I’m busy, I’m sorry I’m shy, I’m sorry I have no conversation skills, im sorry you found out abt this the way you did, and I’m sorry for not spending more time with you. I regret everything.

Response: “Holly paragraph”

by Jaquavy Wavy Dickhole June 6, 2025

Fam Kid Paragraph

3 or more sentences typed out on a social media status containing 3 or more punctuations.

Acetone likes to type out fam kid paragraphs when he is up in his juff feels

by Mconë August 23, 2018

Writing a paragraph

To be chiefing through copious amounts of ones dab pen.

To be burning the candle through the night.

The link here is between a dab "pen" and a standard pen, which is (normally) used to write.
The metaphor continues as a normal pen may be used to write a paragraph, which is why to this day we say Writing a paragraph.

Friend 1: Takes back to back to back to back... to back rips of the pen followed by a double ripski to cap it off.
Friend 2: Man that guy is writing a paragraph.
Friend 3: Totally

by anonymous August 2, 2021