Quoi? Ah... le probléme est je ne parle anglais.

Literally, it means "What? Oh.. the problem is, I don't speak English" in French. This is a diversionary tactic to avoid someone who is trying to talk to you.

Pronounced "Qwah? Ah... lay problemay ess jhu nay parle ahnglayz".

Remember to roll your "r"s.

Ugly girl at party: Hey there, cutie! What's your name?

You: Quoi? Ah... le probléme est je ne parle anglais.

by je ne regrette pas August 25, 2011

parlez vous parskwar

short for "oh i understand". mainly used after a person were to say something and you....well..understood......or something like that.

"all you have to do is go to the girl and say 'hi i think your hot'"

"ahh parlez vous parskwar"

by jared March 22, 2003

proletube

Bus, commuter train, any form of mass transportation. Refers to prole in Orwell's 1984.

I didn't have money for gas, so I had to take the proletube.

by VK_ January 12, 2009

Paralex

The douche at the party that everyone secretly hates. Usually a huge nerd in some way that thinks he's cool. Acts and dresses like a fake gangsta but is the biggest bitch you'll ever meet.

Paralex is saying he's going to fight someone but he's a bitch.

by Chilledwhitewidow February 18, 2011

Parolinkelhuang

when three awesome music heads are reunited in one city where nothing but awesome things will happen.

this is going to be a hell of a parolinkelhuang weekend!

by the tanquers in the vein July 28, 2011

Prole-iferation

Basically idiocracy.

The idea that stupid people breeding. out-breeding all other humans.

The Prole aspect is a throwback to George Orwells 1984 in which a Prole is a low IQ underclass of 'Workers'

{ family of clearly loud and retarded people walk past }

Fuck man...NOW tell me Prole-iferation isn't humanity's main problem.

by k.evans August 7, 2016

snow_patroled

bitter and twisted little welsh girl who has no common sense and gets upset that she has no wordly knowledge and thinks its funny to mock those that do.Spends most of their time being nerdy and trying to name tunes and trying to be funny taking the piss out of people that spend their time doing what she does.

if someone is jealous of you for having more knowledge and being more worldly wise and they make a website trying to diss you, then you have been snow patroled

by Anonymous June 25, 2003