packing darkies

verb - to voluntarily expunge a turd on the basis being scared shitless.

George was packing darkies when he passed out on the couch and awoke with a franga hanging from his coight.

by dero-licked December 19, 2004

rockstar parking

Parking somewhere that does not obey the normal parking conventions. Such as: across 3 parking spaces, on the sidewalk, in the hotel lobby.

"Got another ticket last night for rockstar parking. I'm going to fight it though, there wasn't a single no parking sign around the pool."

by Spiv May 17, 2006

parking on the grass

When you're so stoned, you forget to pass the bong.

Hey dude, you've been holding that for 10 minutes - quit parking on the grass!!!

by Bomni February 10, 2005

parking lot on smash

to have the nicest car in the parking lot

damn he has the whole parking lot on smash

by trinnnnity May 24, 2008

six-packing

n.
The sexual act of pinching a female's taint with thumb and fingers inserted in the anus and vagina respectively, to reposition the receiver.

The porn showed the women six-packing eachother to get a better angle position for the camera.

by SirSexy January 10, 2012

cooter packing pussy licker

A fancy term for a lesbian.

Charlene will soon become bored of riding cock, and will resort to licking snatch. She will then be a cooter packing pussy licker.

by Anjr00 July 28, 2003

fudge packing

the art of a man taking in the rear from another man. this is how the tootise roll was invented.

by Anonymous October 9, 2003