Paddockwood

A hill-billy town in Saskatchewan, Canada. also another word for an Indian Rez.

Man, you from Paddockwood?!

by nigger 3D July 11, 2011

paedolimb

An artificial limb used by paedophile amputees to spy on children. The limb can be detached and left in a remote location sending images back to the stumpy paedophile.

John: Did you hear about that swimming pool that got evacuated?
Ahmed: Yeah someone deployed a paedolimb in the changing rooms.
John: Good job they got the kids out, it could have been paedogeddon.

by Reginald Lindsey Hook December 17, 2013

Paedo-carnivour

Food preference for just eating young animals like veal, chicken and lamb.

I'm a paedo-carnivour for ethical reasons, young creatures have less self-awareness.

by Feminists December 30, 2017

Paedacles

The thick rimmed, milk-bottle-lensed glasses, seemingly only ever worn by child sex offenders.

Damn Norman, those Paedacles really match your courderoy trousers and long rain mac! Don’t forget you’re not allowed near the park any more.

by PINEAPPLES!!!! January 24, 2018

pedocheck

To inquire about somebody's age before making a comment about their looks, or something that could make you look like a pedo if they are underage.

I saw a video from a new girl group and had to do a pedocheck, turns out I'm good they are all over 21.

by GPKP December 16, 2018

paedoling

an act of moving through society being a paedophile. it is an unlawful act but people still carry out this primitive behaviour. It is however animalistic. It entails people going after under aged partners for sex and immoral acts.

John Smith was paedoling through the streets of Chicago

by hmmmlisten February 8, 2019

pedocation

Pedo'cation. (A Citation)
Pedo'cating.
To pedocate.

"To give vindication to a pedophile."

A Pedocator (Titular)

"Someone who uses there influence in law to vindicate pedophiles"

Best not to clear or vindicate the pedophile or be "cited for Pedocation"

by Casus Bellium December 17, 2019