Padnising

To slow dance with one girl and then go and kiss another girl

Josh: Ryan is padnising
Marc: so Ryan is slow dancing with one girl and kissing another?

by Padnis November 20, 2016

Padenclark

Sexiest man alive

Wow look it's padenclark

by Graciescholz45 June 12, 2015

padenis

A padenis is a pad for your penis a penis pad if you will. Now while men can't experience menstruation a padenis is used and only used for when you slice your penis open vertically

Tod: yo what the fuck is that your dick?
Jake: oh thats just my padenis.
Tod how did you get it?
Jake: it all started with this cereal box I was trying to open...

by Tootsiepoop June 12, 2021

Padening

1. The act of performing a hobby on a higher level than the average hobbyist. Typically to an illegal extent.

2. Fast car logic; implied

Person 1: “This is getting problematic, did he go padening at the Lowe’s again?”

Person 2: “Yea. Didn’t you see him with the disassembled forklift on the roof of the Honda?”

by EvilKitty3000 July 12, 2025

palentamosto

one day i know you'll care one day i know i'll stop caring and when that day comes i'll be sure to let you know but for now i can't stop thinking about it and it drives me crazy knowing what happened what could have happened what isn't going to happen and i need to move on because i know i really don't need this but somehow its all i got

it feels like you ripped my heart out and i hope someday you'll care

by anidiot November 15, 2004

padang padang

To be of the utmost faroutedness.

Adipose wave, that was padang padang.

by Poncho Punch August 25, 2006

Padwned

Padwned was created by a 14 year old one day while smoking crack mixed with steroids. It's another way of saying the pwned, or owned "the correct spelling". Other than that, I have no fucking clue about this word.

"O shit nigga, I just Padwned that cracka with my Gat, nigga."

by soothsay3r October 26, 2007