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hippie punching

1. The fantasy common among disaffected right-wingers of assaulting people they imagine as the embodiment of treasonous forces afflicting the nation. Rarely if ever put into practice, since in the real world the hippies either went back to real life after 1980 or turned into Silicon Valley libertarians.

2. The practice common among establishment centrists of ritualistically denigrating progressives in order to win over imaginary swing voters and David Brooks. Sometimes misinterpreted as a boneheaded political mistake, it's actually a sign of deep and unselfish commitment to pleasing owners and professionals even at the cost of losing elections.
1. After a pleasant afternoon of drinking antifreeze, Vaughan and Christian decided to go down to the fair-trade market for some hippie punching.

2. After a pleasant afternoon of tongue-kissing insurance lobbyists, David Axelrod decided to go down to the Washington Post for some hippie punching.
by MississippiGoddamn October 20, 2010
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lip punching

A term used to describe Sam Puckett and Freddie Benson from iCarly kissing. Originated during an interview with the two actors portraying the characters Jennette McCurdy and Nathan Kress at the 2011 Creative Emmy Awards.
Jennette: Uh, well Sam and Freddie- If you know anything about the last season of the show. Sam grabbed Freddie by the lapels, pulled him in and punched his lips-
Jerry: Gave him a smoochireno!
Jennette (cont.): With her lips and then in our last episode, what happened?
Nathan: I did the exact same thing at the end, I punched my lips with her lips.
Jennette: My lips, and now this episode we’re gonna find out if the lip punching continues.
by seddiejathanlova September 13, 2011
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Sub Punching

Doing something awesome. In Captain America: The First Avenger, Cap takes out a submarine by punching it. This is an act of being awesome. The sub is a metaphor for an object, person or event of which someone defeats or conquers in some way.

There is also to have your sub punched when something less than awesome happens to you.
I got straight As, proposed to my lady friend and won the lottery, its been a day of sub punching!
by Team Mitch May 16, 2011
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uvula punching bag

When you fuck a girls mouth violently.
I used her throat as a uvula punching bag.
by Skeeter on Peeter February 5, 2017
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bore punching

The act of getting a swab up one's pee hole when testing for a sexually transmitted disease.
I had to get my bore punched cause the bitch gave me the clap.
by schlacker June 10, 2004
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emotional punching bag

When another person, typically the person you like, uses you to get rid of all their problems (anger, frustration, sadness etc.) and could care less about you.
This girl I liked treated me like an emotional punching bag. She always came to me when she had problems, but never really cared for me.
by therealcoolguy November 25, 2016
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Chocolate Punching Bag

The sexual act in which the male inserts his testicles into his partner's anus, where he/she will shit them out. Then the male takes his now fecally coated scrotum, and use it as a bludgeoning tool on said partner, hitting them repeatedly in the face. Counts should be yelled out loud, preferably in a somwhat Irish/Scottish accent. Giggles are permitted.
Glenn: I gave Jill a chocolate punching bag. I got up to 32 before she passed out and my bruises became inbearable. Not a night I will soon forget.
Ben: Epic.
by TheDurheim May 9, 2008
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