postest

Postest is the biggest unit of big stuff that can't be beat by anything. It's mostly used when you're in a predicament about who loves who more; if you say, "I love you mostest postest" you automatically win. Postest can't be beat by any more, most, tons, morers or any of that. The person you used "postest" on usually gets pretty mad because they can't beat you after you threw postest at them. All in all, postest is the biggest unit of big stuff that cannot be beat no matter what and no matter how hard you try.

I love you.

I love you more.

I love you most.

I love you mostest postest (:

No fuck that I love you more.

by baaaylaaay June 27, 2011

Posiedon's kiss

When you're taking a fat shit and your mighty log plops in the water, and the water come up and gives your taint a little smooch.

Friend 1: I was shittin' and out of nowhere I got a little posiedon's kiss.

Friend 2: yur gooch done got a smooch

by mighty meat wad September 19, 2018

posiedons powder

Cocaine

I got posiedons powder for the low low

by Thecoolestkidinschool May 31, 2019

Bill poster's bucket

Descriptive of a particularly capacious and scruffy fanny with a seemingly endless supply of batter.

My chances of getting a grip on her blart are slim. I may have to throw in a bag of road salt, she has a fanny like a bill poster's bucket!

by balconybelly November 11, 2011

Crock-potted

To enter a restroom for the purpose of vomiting after someone defecated...and they didn't warn you knowing you were going to vomit.

My girlfriend took a shit in the restroom and when I went to vomit she didn't warn me...She "Crock-Potted" me.

by New York Bunny May 1, 2014

Child Poster

Old man pretending to be a girl

They think they can trick us but we all k ow they’re a child poster

by 2ndPlayerBoi June 21, 2021

postema

scruffled in nature, see scruffly, also prone to large quantiities of signs appearing in yard.

jake is postema and therefore scruffly and has signs in his yard.

by wabuffet June 3, 2008