Pool Goggling

Similar to beer goggling, pool goggling occurs when an inebriated person's pool game seems to look better and better as his state of inebriation gets higher and higher. He'll hit more balls, take more chances, and sometimes he'll get funnier as his game gets worse --and good thing for him-- it's all done with a smile on his face and without his knowledge of it.
I don't like playing pool with Tom unless he's pool goggling. At least when he's drunk, he's funny when he plays.
by donnthuan23 November 12, 2010
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pool buzz

Excessively priced drinks consumed at a hotel/resort pool to maintain an appropriate state of intoxication.
That dinner was relatively inexpensive compared to our pool buzz today.
by N0npr0phet April 05, 2014
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pools open

what a woman says when she is ready to get pregnant; relating to how sperm "swims"
lady 1: when are you ever going to have a baby?
lady 2: well, pools open.
by owenthekid May 10, 2016
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Florida Pool

A pool of jizz from a Disney dad running down a cast members cheek while his wife and kids are asleep at the hotel.
"Where have you been? The parade starts in 5 minutes!"

"I had to clean up the Florida Pool from that Disney Dilf!"
by Thatguyfromsaskatchatoon November 13, 2020
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Beaver Pool

A lot of vaginas in one place. Similar to a sausage fest.
Oh yea guys.. It's a beaver pool tonight.
by Iball07 May 23, 2013
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pool-anal

The act of engaging in the hind-grind (aka bum-love) while submerged in a chlorinated tank designed for swimming. Also known in Britain as hydrobuggery.
"While it may be reasonable to hypothesize water as a substitute for lubricant, numerous peer-reviewed research articles as well as personal anecdotal evidence from my girlfriend confirms that pool-anal is more exciting in theory than in practice."
by YaBoyHunter May 27, 2015
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milk pool

The ejaculation of one into his or someone else's bellybutton thus making a milk pool
Bro i totally milk pooled her last night.
by Milk Pool December 31, 2017
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