When people around you start to retire and you come to the awful realization that, despite a lifetime of working you have no money saved and no plan for your financial future other than work. In other words, the closest thing to retirement in your future is death.
"Honey, we won't be relocating to North Carolina after retirement next year. I've been diagnosed with a pension deficit disorder, and I'll be working until I die instead. Maybe you can relocate after you collect my life insurance payout..."
by TKD nurse March 26, 2017
Get the Pension Deficit Disorder mug.Noun derived from abbreviation of "Pre Exam Liquid ShIt Syndrome". Pelsis describes the medical condition of loose bowel motions that typically occurs before taking an exam.
Ernest suffered terribly from pelsis before all his exams but ironically never more so than before his control systems and fluid mechanics exam.
by Dockwhatsun June 13, 2019
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To lay a fart in someone's face while passing them in an airplane, bus, subway train or other public conveyance where they are denied a means of easy escape and have to take the full blast directly or at least danger close. From an unfortunate incident in late 2019 when two-time Pulitzer Prize winner and New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof took such a hit while on a U.S. transcontinental flight.
What happened to you?
I tripped on my shoelace while passing Nick Kristof in the aisle to my Calc teacher on the way back from the Mathletes Jamboree and now I've gotta wear this leg boot for 3 weeks.
Yeah, karma can be a bitch.
I tripped on my shoelace while passing Nick Kristof in the aisle to my Calc teacher on the way back from the Mathletes Jamboree and now I've gotta wear this leg boot for 3 weeks.
Yeah, karma can be a bitch.
by Tin Hat Kippah December 15, 2020
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"what the fuck is wrong with you" said jimmy in reply.
"what the fuck is wrong with you" said jimmy in reply.
by pepsi anal May 22, 2022
Get the pepsi max anal mug.A slang term for Carling Black Label Lager used in South Africa, mostly in the Province of Kwa Zulu Natal. The Zulu people drink the beer like it is juice.
by The Scotbok June 12, 2013
Get the Zulu Pepsi mug.Similar to the definition of “Compassion” but it’s when someone defends and cares for a person(s) of the criminal element aka “Crumb”.
That guy got a bunch of citations because his car is completely illegal.
Masutani - “Wow, that’s prick he’s a good guy. How’s he suppose to get ahead when he keeps getting fucked with?”
Ahh typical Masutani, always showing Crumb-Passion.
Masutani - “Wow, that’s prick he’s a good guy. How’s he suppose to get ahead when he keeps getting fucked with?”
Ahh typical Masutani, always showing Crumb-Passion.
by Peter Lau June 12, 2023
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*baepsae starts playing*
international army: tHEY CALL ME PEPSI!! HEY YG IS THAT GAY!!!
korean army: wtf
international army: tHEY CALL ME PEPSI!! HEY YG IS THAT GAY!!!
korean army: wtf
by ur behavior is so ✨ugh✨ April 19, 2021
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