Pat Shower

A Pat (pits, ass, and taint) shower is a quick and refreshing shower in which you jump in the shower just to wash your pits, ass, and taint because the lack of time for a full shower.

Hold on dude, let me take a quick pat shower before we head out to the bar.

by Laverne&Shirley October 16, 2008

pat ma shants

to shit ur pants

m8 i just pat ma shants

by blaire n bat August 19, 2010

Pat the Cheese

The act of slamming ones fist into one's CEO's respective privates.

"I just pat the cheese so hard!"

"Did you lose your job?"

"Hell yeah, but the bitch deserved it!"

by That's what Santa said December 2, 2011

Pat's Parade

An excessive celebration thrown over the achievement of an unearned goal obtained by false means that only a minority of the population accept as legitimate

Example 1: After being down by 20 points during a pickup basketball game, the person announced "this point wins the game!" After said announcement, the person charged at the hoop, sank a layup, and roared in "victory". He then marched around the gym like a bafoon while everyone in the gym watched his Pat's Parade in disgust.
Example 2: After Judge Berman allowed Brady to escape his, what seemed at the time to be, his inevitable punishment, Patriots fans joined together in mass unison in to form a Pat's Parade that rivaled the gathering in Jonestown. If only it had the same result.

by KPeffin'YourMom October 19, 2015

Pat O'Brian

Just a legend, ladies man, and overall legend.

"That Pat O'Brian is a legend."

by FrankyFostello May 19, 2016

Pat useless

Someone who is useless to you. Can be anyone. Also when using this term, theres a sense of selfishness involved as if you are the only one that matters and you hate mankind.

Matthew- " hey did anyone talk about me today?"

Bobby- " nope, no one really cares man people got they own stuff going on."

Matthew- " uhh ok fuck you.... pat useless

... hey can i borrow 50 cents for the vending machine?"

Bobby- "i only got 25 but here ya go"

Matthew-"pat useless"...

Matthew-"How come all these people in the mall arent obsessing over me and staring at me... pat useless"

Bobby-"dude your fucking insane."

Matthew- "can ya gf give me a blowjob?, huh she said no? Ok f her, pat useless.."

by Hatingthisday January 30, 2019

pat fusty

A large monkey found in the game 'bloons tower defence 6' (btd6). He is known for his immense strength, funny name and voice, that may lead one to the assumption that he may be mentally deficient.

'did you see pat fusty on the news?'

'He massacred all those children!'

by oPtIc FaTmAl February 19, 2022