patio drag

the act of an animal (usually a dog) pulling itself along by its front legs (with its hind legs in the lifted front position) in order to remove excess excrement from its fuzzy little anus.

Hey Darrell, your dog's doin' a patio drag and leavin' a streak mark across your entry way.

by puswami February 3, 2010

Pantoffelheld

German for henpecked. Means you're not aloud to do anything before asking oyur girlfrind.

Why dont have a better score in Robot Unicorn Attack?

ich bin ein pantoffelheld.

by The Unicorn made of metal December 20, 2010

pantieless

A female going without her underwear, i.e without her panties. In the UK and Australia the word normally used to describe the same thing would be knickerless, i.e without her knickers. Also often described as going commando.

When Jane was dancing energetically in the club, it was obvious that she had decided to go out for the evening pantieless.

by rjcoffshore August 10, 2014

Patio Lantern

When one shines a flashlight through their scrotum to light it up like a patio lantern.

The other weekend we got pretty drunk playing truth or dare so we turned the lights out and dared Chad to do a patio lantern.

by jloi7125 August 22, 2018

Patio possum

A woman or women who sit on their porch with wine in hand, Pretending they’re dead while people driving/walking by instead of waving.

I Wish those ladies would just wave back instead of acting like a patio possum.

by Teej4real February 28, 2021

Pantocrator

A title given to Jesus Christ by the orthodox churches meaning Almighty, ruler of the universe.

Blessed be to Jesus, the Pantocrator

by mossynukes July 17, 2021

golden panties

A delicate, silky under garmet only to be worn when feeling the heat of raw sexuality.

Example of "golden panties", straddling a Harley, with your lover, through a tight turn knowing what's coming next...

by Holly Shaffer November 18, 2009