Padonka Donk Donk

Same as that of the Padonka Donk, but larger. Rounder, wider, and full of donk

She may have a padonka donk but her ho ass momma got tha padonka donk donk

by J-dink September 22, 2003

Padooder

To be angry, jealous, and sweaty at the same time.

Brendon thought Josh was padooder

by BrendoBeast July 3, 2009

Pahdoodle

A fun time or event and cannot think of a greater word to express your excitement.

"Holy pahdoodle this is fun!".

by Eraniks86 April 11, 2009

Pædophile

Someone who likes kids in a sexual way

Adi: Sorry Mr. File but we’re gonna have to refuse you this job.
Peter: But I’m great with kids, especially in bed.
Adi: Exactly!
Cringey guy: Hah! Peter File, more like Pædophile!

by Ghenggy da Munky October 6, 2018

Paedo-Prophet

A grown man who claims to have the revelation of God and in whom is the revelation of what it means to be truly human.... And who marries his 6 year old niece, wages countless wars, advocates capital punishment and generally makes a nuisance of himself by leading a hopelessly inept and illiterate rabble to basically destroy themselves and their rat infested hovels.

"Hey Mo', you don't really believe in that Paedo-Prophet do you? That be like believing Charles Manson is Santa

by winkelTossa September 8, 2019

Shampoo Paedo

a sexual predator who preys on young children in the bath or shower

A young boy was attacked by a shampoo paedo when in his bathtub last weekend

by MrGinge10 September 19, 2010

Paddock

n.1. A small field/pasture to hold/exercise animals; usually horses.
2. A woman's vaginal area that holds the guy's horse (penis) for said exercise.

I need to put my horse in your paddock.

by Gulge August 16, 2008