jessica payette

A beautiful beast who has a thing for a ginger named Rupert Grint.

Friend: Who is that sexy woman!?
Other Friend: That's Jessica Payette.

Friend: I want a piece of that.
Other Friend: Hands off, that's Rupert Grint's.

by SquibbieGuppie October 28, 2013

Last page of definitions

Refers to that last page of entries that receive lots of dislikes and will appear on the last page of a popular word here on Urban Dictionary. Usually this last page of definitions will be one of these:

a) An honest testimonial on the page of a name, e.g. Blake is mean and a bully
b) A non-PC entry done after, say, 2017
c) Anything supportive of the Second Amendment or Donald Trump

Also, finally, just really retarded definitions and gay inside jokes we didn't ask for.

The four of these things all come together to make the final page of definitions.

Nick: Oh shit, what's that? Looks horrible!
Will: Dear God, we've stumbled onto the last page of definitions.

by thecrazycatten May 14, 2020

sparkle your page

clean up your act and negative life habits so that others don't get a negative impression of you as a person

it's time to sparkle your page

by Sexydimma February 11, 2015

Singapore Buses Facebook Page

Singapore Buses Facebook Page is part of a long standing racist and narcissist group.

Is Marvin a Singapore Buses Facebook Page?

by Singapore Buses June 4, 2020

writing login pages

Originally written by Jonathan Coulton in his 2005 song "Code Monkey", Writing Login Pages is a euphemism for the monotony of computer programming and software engineering work. Thousands of STEM students will find themselves in soulless jobs where they will never complete a more challenging task than a traditionally simple thing like writing a login page.

I spent $80,000 on a degree that I thought would bring in good money doing something I'm passionate about. Instead I'm writing login pages.

by my name is not billy December 29, 2020

Mariah Carey Fan Page

A big variety of accounts on Instagram that stan Mariah Carey. Includes many big accounts like @mariahfreakingcarey (an OG account followed by 20k+ people) @mysavingmariah (everyone’s friend that loves posting Mariah Carey edits inspired by arianators) @mariah.fairy (everyone’s friend that posts just about everything like edits, memes, etc) @cautionriah (an OG account that is just that bitch) many more!!!!!!!!!!!!

Omg is that a Mariah Carey fan page?? 😍

by ArianaGrandeTingz January 21, 2021

was this page published

If this wasn’t published I think UrbanDictionary did this to me on purpose so this definition looks dumb.
Anyways… I think it was published because your reading it!

Me: WAS THIS PAGE PUBLISHED FINALLY?
Urbandictionary: no results
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld November 5, 2021