orgasm

An illusive state of physical and psychological (mostly psychological) ecstasy that few American women ever experience.
Sometimes women are able to produce a vaginal (G spot) orgasm with sex toys (i.e. very large black dildos, etc.), or experience a clitoral orgasm (usually lesbians) if their partner has good oral skills.
Vaginal orgasm during heterosexual intercourse is very problematic, because a man, in order to reasonably assure he can bring a woman to orgasm with his penis alone during thrusting,
must be no less than 8 inches long when measured the Kinsey way (along the
top of the shaft), and 6 inches in circumference to insure appropriate trauma to the cervix (with length) and the G-spot (with girth).
This translates into about 10 AOL inches (in length), which is the
standard of measure used by American men in determining their own penis length.
Unfortunately, most American men fall short of this length, and are around 6 Kinsey (actual) inches. Therefore orgasm during sex is only theoretically possible depending on
position, the psychological attitude of the woman regarding penis “size”, etc. (See Hite Report on Female Sexuality, 1976, which is the classic anecdotal pseudo-scientific study of American women’s orgasm frequency, attitudes on penis size, etc.)

American “supersize me” culture places great emphasis on penis size as the most important factor in female sexual satisfaction, yet ironically the society has routinely practiced, for at least three generations, widespread male genital mutilation (circumcision) that reduces overall penis mass (and affects the erect, thrusting girth, and G spot contact issues).
Gladys gets an orgasm every time she rides her Harley to the grocery store, yet never had a single one during sex with Bob, her late husband of 30 years. Talk about Hog Heaven!
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When something pleases you so much, it is 'orgasmic'.
To be used also when something pleasantly surprises you.
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A mythical experience that women make up to in order to please men
"Hunny I"m having an orgasm!" - Woman
"Yes bitch! I'm good aren't I." - Man
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when a person slices a block of cheese (normally american cheese) and then eats a piece.
it was a normal dinner for tim, he opened the fridge and pulled out his favorite block of american cheese. he proceeded to place it on the counter pull out a knife and cut 4 slices off. after placing the slices in a bowl he sat down on the floor and ate his cheese. the next morning at work he told everyone he had such a wonderful orgasm last night.
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orgasmic

adjective, exclamatory

Synonyms: amazing, fantastic

Word expressing delight at something
That gig was orgasmic!
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Allen-"I never had an orgasm during sex"
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when something or someone is so beautiful that it/they makes you have an orgasm without even touching you
tiffany: OMG camryn is so orgasmic
jessica: tiffany our a horny little fuck
tiffany: well jess no one asked for your mother fucking opinion bitch
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