one-eyed trouser trout

My COCK.

Jennifer stuffed her mouth full of the one-eyed trouser trout, and it puked in her throat.

by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

One-eyed Snake

The one-eyed snake, other wise known as the penis or dick.

"Hey Jim, sorry i'm late, was playing with the one-eyed snake in my bathroom"

by Jackie kneoff January 1, 2016

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

beating it like a mad man

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

pettin' the one-eyed snake

Synonym for pullin' your pork.

My mom caught me pettin' the one-eyed snake last night. So embarassing!

by boobies March 13, 2004

Blackburn the One-Eyed Pirate

A sexual move in which the man is making love to the woman from behind, reaches one hand around behind his head to cover one of his eyes, and loudly yells, "Arghhhh!"

Note: do not use this multiple times on the same woman as its novelty has worn off and they will not laugh after the first time.

I gave her the Blackburn the One-Eyed Pirate and she fell in love with me on the spot.

by aspen1974 February 4, 2010

squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german

a foreign midget who's prostate tickles whenever a funny joke is told to him.

"squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german likes to skip through the forest."

by Legitronnnn March 8, 2009