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own up to my shit

When someone mocks you for not putting a price tag on the foreign objects you leave behind in the toilet it's art some might say, or when you frequently don't flush the toilet and someone notices your master piece. "Hey Sam I've been noticing you've been leaving behind presents in the works toilet 🚽 do you mind flushing it, it stinks." "Of course after you walk across Lego pieces and glass shards we'll have a deal pal."
own up to my shit action, verb, adjective should take part of owning up to your responsibility whether it's physical or imagery.
by alligatorpizza October 25, 2023
mugGet the own up to my shitmug.

Blow my shit

When something annoys, aggravates, disturbs or gets on your nerves or ruins your good mood.

Past Tense: Blew my shit
Present Tense: Blowing my shit
Alternate: Blowin mine
He just wouldn't get off my case about it and just shut up like for real all he do is *blow my shit*

Bruh my moms just wouldnt stop blowing up my phone while I'm at my boy house she really *blowin mine* right now
by xYsoCereal January 16, 2025
mugGet the Blow my shitmug.

shit my face

When one regrets opening their mouth about something.
by D_reck31 September 23, 2017
mugGet the shit my facemug.

Stroking my shit

Stroking my shit is a other way for a male masterbating.
Male 1. I was up till 3 AM stroking my shit

Male 2. Dang bro. Didn't you do that yesterday too? How has it not fallen of?

Male 1. I'm built different I guess.
by SentoV2 October 14, 2025
mugGet the Stroking my shitmug.

i shitted my pants

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
i shitted my pants again
by ausboss20001 October 8, 2023
mugGet the i shitted my pantsmug.

Bite my shit off

A line used to tell someone to fuck off by creating the visual image of a person using their mouth to cut a shit off as it leaves the sphincter.
"Does that broken leg hurt?"
"Bite my shit off!"
by captaintumeke May 31, 2022
mugGet the Bite my shit offmug.

shitting my pants

Turning up in overwatch and absolutely popping off for the boys
*Jasper getting a quadruple kill*
“I am shitting my pants right now, I AM SHITTING MY PANTS!!”
by Pasty C April 9, 2019
mugGet the shitting my pantsmug.

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