clit tapper

As close to the promised land as one can possibly get without reaching that warm and delicious apple pie.

My friend Zac is such a clit tapper.

by DamianFoye October 18, 2006

rhino clit

a large clitoris that resembles a rhinoceros' horn

"Her rhino clit was bigger than my dick."

by Rihana69 June 27, 2012

Clit Eastwood

When you put your hands together like a gun and insert both pointer and middle fingers into a girls vagina and tickle her clit with your thumbs.

My girlfriend was smitten when I gave her the ole Clit Eastwood.

by Swizzdabizz January 16, 2010

clit splitter

the female equivalent of a cock blocker.

Jennifer: oh my god I keep trying to talk to Kyle but Sara is being and ultimate Clit Splitter, she's all over him!
Julie: yea i know she's clit splitting you so hard...

by awesomechick2343 November 8, 2009

clit doorbell

Foreplay consisting of frantically pushing on her clit like you would a doorbell until she opens up and lets you in.

"She wouldn't give it up until I gave her the Clit Doorbell"

by Jeff D April 19, 2003

Clit-tard

Someone, usually male, who is sexually inadequate and possibly has a tiny dick and is something of stranger to women's best friend that is the clitoris and couldn't find a G-spot on a radar.

Lad; "Hey baby, how about a good time?"

Lass; "Why don't you fuck off to whatever little fucking sewer you crawled out of you sad, pathetic, smelly, borderline queer little Clit-tard!"

by Hector Knox July 9, 2006

spank the clit

verb. An expression one jokingly says to a friend, referring to his habits of masturbation.

Steve: "Man, there's nothing going on tonight. I think I'm just gonna stay in."
Billy: "You gonna stay home, pop in a couple of porns and spank the clit?"
Steve: "Is there something wrong with that?!"

by stockman09 November 12, 2010