OATS

Your OATS are your best friends. It stands for everything wholesome and good in the world.

Amazing night out with my 3 best Oats. OATS for life!

Wow how does Christopher find time to always be there for all his Oats?

by Christopher Podge July 22, 2019

The Daily Oat

Commonly referred as TDO, it is a highly underappreciated and undertrafficked brony news site. If one were to join their Skype newsroom, it has been said that Enlightenment is guaranteed. Those who ever associate with said newsroom members have exhibited signs of extreme ecstasy, either foaming at the mouth with a large boner, or simply ejaculating on the spot.

The origins of the site and news team has been tracked to Ponychan's /oat/ board, but it is still unknown as to where they actually came from.

Nicholas Cage: So, I was on the set of National Treasure 21: The Eagle's Asshole of Gold, when I came across this site. . . .

Morgan Freeman: Oh? And what, pray tell, was that site?

Nicholas Cage: It is not exactly known to the world, but—

2 Chainz: Yo dawgs, what's up?

Morgan Freeman: Mr. 2 Chainz, my friend! Please, have a seat. Nick here was just telling me about this site.

2 Chainz: Do it have kick ass beats on it?

Nicholas Cage: No, but I have never been more happy in my life. The name of the site is The Daily Oat, and it does brony news. But here is where things get interesting . . .

<Conversation Redacted Due To Unimaginable Amounts Of Semen>

by JustAnotherTimeLord September 2, 2013

*Oats*

*oats* as a typo of *pats* aka to give comfort to someone

Kim: "oh I'm having a bad time"
Jane: "*oats* that sucks"

by kazherine April 29, 2021

OAT

of all time

A: who’s elpcousin
B: greatest rapper OAT

by mistathugisolated May 15, 2021

Hauling Oats

Another way to say hauling ass, normally for people too afraid to swear in front of their parents.

Man, as soon as I walked in the classroom, all the girls were hauling oats to the bathroom. Must have been the way I smell.

by WumboManDLX July 16, 2022

oat muffin

The basic response of people named Elijah when asked what they are eating.

"Hey, Eli, what are you eating?
"I'm eating an oat muffin."

by Bluesonic420 November 17, 2025

Oat

Of All Time

“Trypophobia is the most misunderstood phobia OAT !!”

by waaaamy August 3, 2025