Oatmeal Cream Pie

The act of oiling your partners ass with a slightly melted stick of butter, putting oatmeal flakes on the buttered ass, and then analy cream pieing your partner.

Bro i tried the Oatmeal Cream Pie on Bekah last night. Lets just say you need to try it yourself.

by voizdy August 10, 2022

eat some oatmeal

a code term for smoking weed

yo man lets go eat some oatmeal

by dkfogksjhfdogisjkdgrf March 20, 2012

oatmeal raisin cookie

it was a prank made for king henry VIII

oatmeal raisin cookies are ass

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 31, 2024

Oatmeal Creampie

When a guy has oral sex with an old lady and creampies her.

"Yeah man, I just had an oatmeal creampie last night with that one Gilf. "

by Chrizzak H. Buchanan June 24, 2023

charlotte oatmeal

A delicious breakfast treat that comes 6 to a pack and gets stuck in the inbound handlers.

"Hey! Old man Maur needs 18 Charlotte Oatmeals goddammit!"

by Roger Hogsmith February 6, 2025

Alabama Oatmeal

Before fucking you put oatmeal in your partners asshole and give them anal once they cum you use the cum as milk and the oatmeal.

I was fucking my pug batman and gave him an Alabama Oatmeal.

by Noah666999 October 18, 2019

Oatmeal Creampie

A creampie into an ass that’s full of shit

Man 1: “I gave Little Debbie an oatmeal creampie last night it was so hot.”
Man 2: “Dang dude, that’s gross didn’t you get shit on your dick? “

by Craven Moorehead October 23, 2022