Your life is shit

I have worthless gas station people telling me "I'm fine" and whether or not I'm fine is irrelevant. I'm not claiming being un-fine. I'm claiming being the creator or A.I. and not being paid. And it's a problem of child murdering purportion.

Hym "Your life is shit. You want my life to be shit with you. I'd rather murder a kid that live your shitty gas station life. Die whore. Die today. It's the only solution."

by Hym Iam February 15, 2024

Shit Your Shat

Verb; to shoot your shot without having a chance.

Go Shit Your Shat & Show the World!

by Schnazzle G July 8, 2025

Stick your dick in shit

When a homosexual man or whatever the fuck you is, wants to engage in anal sex.

Nigga 1: Aye bro, you seen that fruit nigga there?

Nigga 2: Yeah bro I don't understand why you would want to stick your dick in shit bro

by BigNigga46 February 6, 2024

Shitting your dick

When something makes you made
When you're mad

“Don’t talk to me in not in the mood right now”
“Quit shitting your dick”

by decomplex December 9, 2022

Stroking your shit

Slang for male masturbation.

Jimmy, did I just catch you stroking your shit?
I'm stroking my shit, I got lotion on my dick right now

by buttfart33 November 17, 2023

sandbag your shit

When making a levy and running out of sand to fill the bags you then use human feces because your dumb ass is too stupid to vacate new orleans even in the impending devastation of a hurricane named katrina your spade ass was warned in advance was going to fuck you up and you and the rest of the jiggaboos ended up in the superdome cause shit in retrospect makes bad sand bags...dance monkeys dance flig your monkey turds

Yo Sheniquah sandbag your shit with lemonjello cause you dont know how weather works.

by Heather hammered February 1, 2018

Your Shit

Your Shit is the psychosis that makes one believe that their significant other has done some wrong to them with only hunches and shadow reasons. In a relationship, one of the mates naggingly asks questions about the others time and activity that does not concern them because, they are trying to find out what wrong they have done.

Michael was asking his girlfriend suspiciously about where she was and going through her phone at the same time. This was going on now for an hour and a half.
His girlfriend Anna, fed up with Michael, turned to him and shouted; "That's YOUR SHIT!"

by Conformistake December 12, 2021