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Noodles

a firearm with long bullets, an assault rifle.
"I think this is the guy, be ready to pull back the noodles."
by CorleoneTheBoss August 1, 2012
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bum noodles

-long skinny poo comes in long countinous lines
-slang term for hemorrhoids
"I was makin my own noodles after tea last night 'bum noodles'"

"Yo man check out those bum noodles, they are like hell on my ass."
by bourkes May 14, 2005
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Cup O Noodles

The ratio of men to women at a location in a predominately male fashion. Referring to noodles and no actual chicken in an instant cup o noodles.
Dude, this place is a "Cup O Noodles," all these noodles and no chicken! Let's bounce!
by Joe Fogarty January 29, 2008
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word noodles galore

an expression of ultimate approval. evolved from: cool beans-cool noodles-word up-word noodles-word noodles galore.
my weekend was fun. word noodles galore.
by patricio June 11, 2006
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Noodles

Any sort of mixed, alcoholic drink that is either made in or drank out of a cooking pan.
"We ran out of cups so we just made Everclear and Koolaid noodles in a sauce pan."
by ISH9000 August 22, 2011
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tossing the noodles

Mutual masturbation involving at least two, usually three or more men, done for either pleasure or orgasm. Typically done sitting or standing with each man involved stimulating at least one other man in the group, hence the plural "noodles". Similar to a circle jerk or other group masturbation, but with no one only masturbating them self, and all the parties being male.
Guy #1: How was your date last night? You two hook up?
Guy #2: Even better! We had dinner at an Italian restaurant. Then afterwords he and I picked up the waiter and we all went home and whacked each other off!
Guy #1: Wow, nice job! Tossing the noodles is a blast!
by Nantes January 17, 2009
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