bollock bile

sperm.

he emptied his bollock bile into Deidrie's mouth.

by santorini February 17, 2009

bollock tongue

To speak untruth, to lie, to spread falsehood, exaggeration or spread misinformation.

John: Gavin, I believe you speak with bollock tongue.

by Lucidentity April 3, 2021

Throat Bollocks

Tonsils

As in Throat Bollockitis: tonsillitis

My throat bollocks are all swollen. I’ve got tonsillitis

by John Banjophonist October 24, 2019

crouchy bollock

Another way of refering to someone with the surname "Crouch"

Oi stop being such a crouchy bollock

by jackisnotmyname.com October 13, 2016

fat bollocks

Someone who won't fucking move out of the way and is generally a fat turd

GET OUT THE WAY SHERAZZ YOU FAT BOLLOCKS!

by Hugos_got_a_stanky_wrist July 7, 2016

Blue Bollocks

A game played by teenagers (typically aged between 13-17) or elderly gentlemen (typical aged between 71-94) in which participants would suffer severe pain-resultant impact to the testicles (nuts, balls, kohoneys or bollocks) and the penis (cock, savage schlong, dick or slender shaft). One would usually get hit as a forfeit or as a punishment for sexually assaulting somebody.

Blue bollocks was a common torture method in the Middle Ages, in American prisons in the 1980s and is still used in British police stations to this day when asking young boys “where they got the knife from”.

It is usually carried out with a baseball bat to the balls or a paintball gun to the same area. It can also be carried out with the flat side of a sword to flatten the testicles.

Man: Did you see my wang?
Wife: Yes. It seems someone attended to it. Sexually.
Man: I did nothing of the kind. I was playing a game of blue bollocks with the lads.
Wife: You were my arse. Get out of the house

by Edward of All Men January 4, 2021

bollock rooney

Were you slap someone in the face while they are asleep and dangle your bollocks in front of their face

I gave Kai a bollock Rooney last night

by Bumhole winnit December 4, 2016