mayo knees

Adjective, Noun - A middle aged mans knees that over time get filled with Mayonnaise and become weak, but gives the same man the feeling he is still young, and can play sports.

Yo Mo, did you see that old dudes Knee snap back balling, he thought his Mayo Knees would hold up.

by Whereshunter March 14, 2022

Mayo missile

Dick

Launching my mayo missile into your pelvic Canyon

by Mr Blinky April 14, 2022

Self-Mayo

A male’s reproductive fluids.
Synonyms: Cum, Sperm, white stuff

Ex. I love the taste of my self-mayo.

by Jermey Sanchez April 25, 2020

Mayo sandwich

When you jizz in between a hoes' titties, squeeze her melons together, and have her lick the cum in between them

Last night my bitch was hungry so I made her a mayo sandwich extra salty just the way she likes it

by Duck monster March 7, 2014

Lady Mayo

Female ejaculation/cum. The liquid that is emitted during an intense female orgasm. often associated with the term 'squirting' or 'gushing'.

"dude she totally got her lady mayo all over my sheets"

"hey I heard he has a lady mayo fetish, you should totally give him a big squirt tonight"

by graham crack March 19, 2014

Nathan Mayo

Sexy guy with a thick dick. Kind, loving, and charismatic. They are great husbands and boyfriends.

My pussy hurts, I had me a Nathan Mayo last night and he beat it up.

by Judobitch June 2, 2018

Chrissy Mayo

On the outside she is often mistaken as weird or her kindness being used as a weakness but deep down inside she is down to earth, attractive, humble with a genuine soul. She don't play no games, a savage when need be and has a unique sense of humor and if you love her the right way she will love you forever.

"Chrissy Mayo" is dope in her own right and the real ones know this🌹🌻

by Cookie Crisp444 November 23, 2021