Netterment

The act of wanting to better yourself after 40, but having negative consequences instead

I was trying to exercise but to my netterment, I threw my back out instead.

by Mahokro7189 June 6, 2011

neuken

To screw. Mess with. Dutch use it most often in casual manner, though now famous in Europe as well.

Neuken in de keuken met mien Schatje. - Dutch. , Don't ever neuken with that pussy.

by Bharat Bhushan January 16, 2004

Nestegg

When a man's penis is so small it doesn't extend farther then his pubic hair.

Dude, that guy's junk looks like a nestegg.

by Thedung August 26, 2012

nester

An adjective refering to a person who is a slick, sly fox, the foxiest of them all.

Damn, that guy's a Nester

by AManThatLovesYou May 13, 2005

neuder man

A sex super villain who has no balls. Commonly associated with Tae Bo great, Billy Blanks. Both known for shooting blanks when fucking

Oh my god, The orgazmo raider does not work on Neuder man, he has no balls. That diabolical fiend!

by Yellow Dart Rosenman June 3, 2005

NETTELs

NETTELs stands for 'Not Enough Time To Enjoy Life' and refers to the very busy couples and families, usually found in the capital cities burdened with a large mortgage, a relatively expensive lifestyle, and a long working week- often with a long commute as well.
The NETTELS acronym and segment was identified by Australian demographer Bernard Salt who has seen this fast-growing segment increase by 7% per year.
NETTELs is just one of many lifestyle segments identified in recent years. As noted by Australian social researcher Mark McCrindle (www.mccrindle.com.au), the popularisation of lifestyle segments began in the 1980’s most notably with the Yuppies (Young Urban Professionals) and then the DINKs (Double Income, No Kids). The 1990’s introduced us to the SNAGs (Sensitive New Age Guy) and the WAGs (Wives And Girlfriends –notably of sporting stars). Other more recent labels include KIPPERS (Kids In Parents Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings), TWITs (Teenage Women in Their Thirties), Silver Stylers, the Downagers, the Sandwich Generation and the Boomerang kids.

"I'd rather be broke than end up like those NETTELs next door."

by Wolfwoman September 12, 2009

neuters

the opposite of hooters. smaalll titties.

you dont have hooters! you got neuters!

by robbyrobby May 22, 2007