by angrygirlfriend101 November 27, 2011
Get the Nerdmug. All nerds share one common attribute; they think they are more intelligent than normal people. However, there are many types of nerd, here are a few:
* Computer nerd: Usually very fat and very pail. Computer nerds are incapable of carrying out any physical activity more strenuous than typing on a keyboard, they often exhibit terrible body odour and show little care for their appearance.
* Goth nerd: Obviously the goth nerd wears black clothes, they are usually into stupid interpretations of Wicca and/or role-playing games. Curiously for nerds they often don’t smell too bad.
* Metal nerd: Metal nerds once again wear black clothes, they also have long hair and have the most rancid body odour of all nerds. Obviously they listen to heavy metal music.
* Retired nerd: These are over the age of 70 and are usually into collecting some meaningless thing; like stamps or bottle caps, or anything else that is incredibly boring.
* Computer nerd: Usually very fat and very pail. Computer nerds are incapable of carrying out any physical activity more strenuous than typing on a keyboard, they often exhibit terrible body odour and show little care for their appearance.
* Goth nerd: Obviously the goth nerd wears black clothes, they are usually into stupid interpretations of Wicca and/or role-playing games. Curiously for nerds they often don’t smell too bad.
* Metal nerd: Metal nerds once again wear black clothes, they also have long hair and have the most rancid body odour of all nerds. Obviously they listen to heavy metal music.
* Retired nerd: These are over the age of 70 and are usually into collecting some meaningless thing; like stamps or bottle caps, or anything else that is incredibly boring.
by Cudaman October 15, 2006
Get the Nerdmug. bill: whats netcoding?
james: its where u send data to the server faster and increase ur ping
alex: fuck ur a nerd!
james: its where u send data to the server faster and increase ur ping
alex: fuck ur a nerd!
by Anonymous October 15, 2006
Get the Nerdmug. n. A human person who is socially allowed (there is some debate on this point) to simultaneously have people skills and become extremely excited about certain subjects such as grammar, science or World of Warcraft. Some non-nerds (or "normals") may participate in these subjects, but true nerds care way too much about them. They also become very excited about the distinction between themselves and the spawn of the devil, The Geeks.
1 (nerd): "OMG Star Trek=so awesome!"
2 (normal): "Yeah it was cool, whatever..."
3 (geek): "U retards u didnt even c teh warp drive had no effect on teh redshift of teh celectial bodies, how can u live wit ur dum ass brains, u butt munchin poop slingerzzz!!!!(#*!(**@@!!!!"
2 (normal): "Yeah it was cool, whatever..."
3 (geek): "U retards u didnt even c teh warp drive had no effect on teh redshift of teh celectial bodies, how can u live wit ur dum ass brains, u butt munchin poop slingerzzz!!!!(#*!(**@@!!!!"
by lucysahatch December 12, 2010
Get the Nerdmug. Nerd: Man, my language does not seem to be up to date with today's world. I shall take a little trip on to the good ol' interwebs and find some new cool urban words.
Nerd after using urbandictionary: Yo, that new movie, was aight, but that one scene was just REDONK.
Nerd after using urbandictionary: Yo, that new movie, was aight, but that one scene was just REDONK.
by yoururbandictionary March 6, 2011
Get the Nerdmug. nerds are the people that have invented petty much everything technocollogical, they really are 1337 8-,
My name is Albert and these are my intrests and hobbys and nervousnesses.
I play on xbox every spare minute of my life, i sleep 8 hours a day, like a good boy, my social life is my mother, father, sister and xbox, i eat while playing, i do my geologgy homework for 2 hours a day. I dont care about P.E, my curfew is at 6 o'cloc. Im 16 years old, i have STAR TREK pj's, im on my 10th prestige on cod4, level 55, i am the halo wizz, i get paid to play xbox. I point out every typing error someone does because i dont know what text language is, i waste my time after watching a youtube video, by pointing out all of the bad bits. Im a hater. I sweat when talking to a girl, other than my sister, i have 6 inch glasses. I truly, truly am a nerd!
I play on xbox every spare minute of my life, i sleep 8 hours a day, like a good boy, my social life is my mother, father, sister and xbox, i eat while playing, i do my geologgy homework for 2 hours a day. I dont care about P.E, my curfew is at 6 o'cloc. Im 16 years old, i have STAR TREK pj's, im on my 10th prestige on cod4, level 55, i am the halo wizz, i get paid to play xbox. I point out every typing error someone does because i dont know what text language is, i waste my time after watching a youtube video, by pointing out all of the bad bits. Im a hater. I sweat when talking to a girl, other than my sister, i have 6 inch glasses. I truly, truly am a nerd!
by Andy n shizz October 4, 2008
Get the Nerdmug. A person (male or female) that tends to wear glasses, pocket protectors, and/or long skinny ties with white shirts. They are usually smart and tend to have a hard time getting a date for the prom.
by Kristopher W. October 15, 2006
Get the Nerdmug.