special needs haircut

One of the best possible pranks you can pull on someone who gets too drunk and falls asleep at a party. Various forms are possible but depend largely on the pre-existing haircut, the position the recipient has passed out in, how unconscious they are and the hair cutting devices available.

The classic is the bowl cut - hair above the ears is left untouched, hair below the ears is badly shaved down to about number 2. Ths should ideally be lopsided with a meander at the back of the head for maximum "specialness".

nb. it is a mortal sin to pull this prank on a woman due partly to the fact that all women everywhere will feel such sympathy for her that you will never get laid again, but mostly because women should never, ever have short hair.

Dude 1: Urgh, where am I? What time is it?

Dude 2: *Laughs uncontrollably*

Dude 1: (touching head) What? Huh? Why's my head shaved? Where's the mirr... A FUCKING SPECIAL NEEDS HAIRCUT??

by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011

brb mom needs me

holy cow i have to go to the bathroom

When Sidney and i were talking on Facebook i discovered i really had to pee. So i typed "brb mom needs me" and ran to the bathroom

by prettyflyforawhiteguy September 5, 2009

neens

a massive nerd, that enjoys orienteering, buffy, angel and 90's hard trance. prone to lengthening skirts, pulling up socks, staring blankly and attempting to convince people she isnt a geek

'who's the nerd asleep after lunch in a punlic place??'
'oh that's neens'

by addz_1 January 3, 2008

Needs to Call Enzyte

Another way to say sombody is unhappy. Those smiling people on the Enzyte commercials are scary.

Looks like Tom over there needs to call Enzyte. He's been really upset lately.

by The Overmind July 6, 2004

pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo

another way of saying a guy gets laid a lot tail haste two contexts in this fraise the first one is referring to pussy the next one is the tail of a dog or something that special needs kids will pull on if the animal try's to escape there petting

ian: yeah bro next last year when i whent to college i pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo

chris: yeah buddy

by Rocheman4280 August 31, 2013

NEET

(in japanese) means a shut in jobless weeb

Omg ojas is such a NEET

by reeeeeeeeeboi May 14, 2023

needs more gabber

This term is often used when someone with alternative tastes is dissatisfied with the music on offer at an event. Quite often the person using this term has somewhat questionable taste in music.... and may well be French.

"The fore skin festival needs more gabber"

by totes_awesome November 1, 2007