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naty-nutella

Naty Nutella is a girl with multiple personality, for connoisseurs ( Mr. Sins) : starting from doctor Naty to Chef Naty, athlete Naty, Naty singer and so on.If you don't have a Naty in your life, you must find one.
She's p̶e̶r̶f̶e̶c̶t̶ Naty-Nutella**
by SolakAicad November 9, 2022
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The soggy Nutella in your fridge

Oh so sweet but so soggy at the same time..

It’s bitter, as the foul taste spreads across the little bitty bumps On your tongue, it cowering in fear as this new flavor was introduced into your body.

Oh how frightening it is indeed.

Your body twist and turns as it decides what to do with this.. this monstrosity.

The expired chunk of nutella moves throughout your veins, spreading around like an extreme disease. It reaches your tummy tum tum, but it doesn’t feel so good.

You run, run for your life as your bum let’s out painful uh oh stinky farts. Your classmates look at you in horror, the delicious smell of old rotten taco bell filling up the air.

You reach your destination and sit down on the toilet, and unleash the beast. You cry painful tears, as the watery substance runs down your crack, with a small plop once it falls into the water. That my friends, is the power of nutella.
Hey Sam, can i borrow The Soggy Nutella in your fridge? It’s for an experiment!
by Nutella in your fridge November 1, 2019
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Burnt Toast With Nutella

When two brown men shit into a bowl. One man lays down on the floor and the shit is spread all over his chest, legs and groin. The other man then lays on top of him, thus creating burnt toast with nutella. This may also work with two white men, but instead of burnt toast, it would just be white bread.
Danny: "Hey Harry, you wont believe what I did last night."

Harry: "What did you do?"

Danny: "I made some burnt toast with nutella, last night with some guy. Maybe you would like to try it sometime!"

Harry: "MMMMM sounds delicious. I'll see when i'm off work!"
by Poon Slayer <3 <3 <3 October 11, 2011
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hella nutella

hella nutella is something that is exceptionally awesome or amazing. something that is so awesome no other phrase can describe its raw awesomeness!
Hella=a lot of
Nutella=just plain awesome (everyone knows that)
guy:did you see that new paranormal activity movie??
other guy: yeah dude it was awesome! it was hella nutella!
by chicagodog October 31, 2011
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Spreading Nutella

When you wipe your ass but stop before its clean.
Man, he don`t know how to wipe himself. He`s just Spreading Nutella.
by jack_nasty69 August 6, 2017
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MESSY NUTELLA SANDWICH

When one shits inbetween a women's tiddies and claps her tiddies together vigorously, thus creating a messy Nutella sandwhich
"I had Mexican food last night and then me and the missus had a Messy Nutella sandwich
by Lachdog & JC September 4, 2018
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walking nutella jar

a joke used in goofy ahh youtube comments, often is used with the elderly man emoji, walking nutella jar simply means a black person
"it was that walking nutella jar"
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by normie4555 August 9, 2023
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