mystery mark

Something you say when someone says something confusing
" y=mc+b , what kind of problem is this?"

"Mystery mark"
by River1218 December 14, 2016
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MYSTERY SHOPPER

THE ACT OF FARTING IN A STORE AISLE,THEN WALKING DOWN THE NEXT AISLEAND LOOKING BACK TO SEE WHO WALKED THROUGH THE FART.
I left a mystery shopper in at walmart and took out 6 people.
by M514R August 13, 2008
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man of mystery

this is when you are doing a girl doggy style and you pull out, slowly and quietly, then replace yourself with a dick like object or a freind, and get the hell out of there. This is to be used when your beer goggles leave you during sex. She might have started as a 10 but now she looks like a 5. The best reaction happens if you have her face a window and wave to her after you have successfully exited the house and are on your way. (this action actually classifies it as a teleporter as if you just telported outside the window)
I was so drunk last night i had to pull the man of mystery on some uggo, hahaha i got todd to get the sloppy seconds.
by peter-mario May 29, 2008
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Mystery Snail

a good for nothin,non algea eating cool lookin snail that multiplies.
I have a mystery snail for a pet...but since it's lazy...I had to clean the spongebob all by myself.
by skippyjones November 20, 2011
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Mystery Hot

Girls who cannot be identified as being hot or not. They often display some qualities of being hot (like big boobs), however, some qualities(such as a weird face) counter-act them.
J: "Woah, is Kellie hot or not, dude?! I thought she was, but..."
Drake:" I don't know; she's a Mystery Hot!"
by LuLuBee November 07, 2010
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Indian Mystery

The act in which a female performs a clambag(girl version of tea bagging, also referred to as 'flapping') while on her period. If done correctly, this should leave a mysterious red dot on the center of the victim's forehead: looking like a stereotypical Indian person.
Anna: That dumb bitch stole my juice box!

Shae: Just wait till she goes to sleep and give her an Indian Mystery!

Anna: Yeah! it's a little fishy, but a bitch gotta learn!
by Lamitto April 19, 2012
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