A red flag that that the plane you are about to board is doomed. If you see that your pilot has a towel on his head, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE! Unless you want some crazy nutjob with a beard pointing a gun at you.
Pilot: "Hello this is your capitan speaking,my name is Ahmed and we should be arriving to New York City in about 4 hours."
Good American: "Everyone get off the plane! A muslim pilot"
Good American #2: "Oh shit! Hey, let's tie up that Raghead!
Pilot:"JIHAD"!!!!!!!
-After everone is evacuated,the Pilot is wrrested and sent to Guantanamo Bay where he will enjoy all the cockmeat Sanwiches he can eat.
Good American: "Everyone get off the plane! A muslim pilot"
Good American #2: "Oh shit! Hey, let's tie up that Raghead!
Pilot:"JIHAD"!!!!!!!
-After everone is evacuated,the Pilot is wrrested and sent to Guantanamo Bay where he will enjoy all the cockmeat Sanwiches he can eat.
by Islamophobia July 25, 2009
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If 21% of the world's population were terrorists, we'd all be more fucked than we are right now.
If 21% of the world's population were terrorists, we'd all be more fucked than we are right now.
by fambera February 28, 2010
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The above definition is right except in one point: Women ARE allowed to go to Muslim Burials. However, Wahhabis (the extremist sect) are the only ones who don't let women go to graveyards/burials.
1) Zulfiqar: Salam Fatimah. Did you attend the funeral prayer of the Muslim Burial?
Fatimah: No because the Wahhabis won't let me.
2) Zulfiqar: Salam, Khadijah. Did you attend the funeral prayer of the Muslim Burial?
Khadijah: Yes because I'm not Wahhabi.
Fatimah: No because the Wahhabis won't let me.
2) Zulfiqar: Salam, Khadijah. Did you attend the funeral prayer of the Muslim Burial?
Khadijah: Yes because I'm not Wahhabi.
by ShiaMuslim February 21, 2007
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A Muslim Woman. A good Muslim women is pious, loving, respectful, and modest, among other things. Most muslimahs dress fashionably yet modest, with hijabs (headscarf) and looser fitting clothing. Muslimahs were the first of the 3 Abrahamic religions (Chrisitanity, Islam, Judaisim) to gain rights. Muslim women who are pious have an inmistakeable inner beauty and often bring joy to all those whose lives they touch.
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A Muslim Woman. A good Muslim women is pious, loving, respectful, and modest, among other things. Most muslimahs dress fashionably yet modest, with hijabs (headscarf) and looser fitting clothing. Muslimahs were the first of the 3 Abrahamic religions (Chrisitanity, Islam, Judaisim) to gain rights. Muslim women who are pious have an inmistakeable inner beauty and often bring joy to all those whose lives they touch.
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by IbnalHalal October 8, 2011
Get the Muslimah mug.The Muslim Birmingham Panthers were founded in the early 1990s. The members are mostly Pakistanis and Kashmiris, as well as Muslims of other ethnic groups, such as Black Africans, Bangladeshis, Indians, Black Caribbeans and Afghans.
The gang operates in Lozells, Handsworth, Alum Rock, Sparkhill, Sparkbrook and Aston (the same areas as the Lynx Gang). It was formed to protect the Muslim community of Birmingham against white and black gangs, such as the Burger Bar Boys and the Johnson Crew. It is said to have more than 1,000 members and is one of the biggest gangs in Birmingham.
The gang operates in Lozells, Handsworth, Alum Rock, Sparkhill, Sparkbrook and Aston (the same areas as the Lynx Gang). It was formed to protect the Muslim community of Birmingham against white and black gangs, such as the Burger Bar Boys and the Johnson Crew. It is said to have more than 1,000 members and is one of the biggest gangs in Birmingham.
The Muslim Birmingham Panthers are not to be confused with Birmingham's premier basketball team, the Birmingham Panthers.
by Birmingham Tour Guide March 18, 2008
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The act of defecating, specifically when the load feels like it may explode, and when it is quite probable that you may die when it blows. Originates as a play on the Muslim group, the Shiites, whose religious title looks remarkably like the English word, "Shit." Needless to say, they are probably well aware of this resemblance, and will laugh uproariously with the extensive, nay, global usage of this phrase.
The act of defecating, specifically when the load feels like it may explode, and when it is quite probable that you may die when it blows. Originates as a play on the Muslim group, the Shiites, whose religious title looks remarkably like the English word, "Shit." Needless to say, they are probably well aware of this resemblance, and will laugh uproariously with the extensive, nay, global usage of this phrase.
Jane: John, are you OK?
John: Good God! I think this is gonna be a suicide bombing!
Jane: What?!
John: Pull the fuck over! I gotta go drop a Muslim!
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John: NOW!!!
(Sadly, John did not make it)
John: Good God! I think this is gonna be a suicide bombing!
Jane: What?!
John: Pull the fuck over! I gotta go drop a Muslim!
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John: NOW!!!
(Sadly, John did not make it)
by PiltDownMcMahon April 15, 2008
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