Mellon

The elvish word for friend, used to open the door to the Mines of Moria.

Mellon.

by Scott Zion June 16, 2010

mellonball

When constipated the act of digging the poo out with a spoon.

When T.O. is constipated he mellonballs himself.

by 250 Wysong January 19, 2008

Mullaney trap

When everyone in class wants to die because the teacher is going on and on about things that no one cares about, a fellow finds something that the teacher is saying and uses it to go on a series of uneducational tangents until the class is over.

Example 1:

Teacher: And that is why E=MC^2...

Mullaney: If you judge a fish on it's ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing it is stupid.

Teacher:Why, that is correct, also imagination is more important than knowledge. Actually, I love Albert Einstein, you know class...blah blah blah until the end of class.

*End of class bell* Teacher: Oh, shoot! We're out of time! It seems that I have been caught up in a Mullaney trap!

Example 2:

Student 1: Hey! What do we do in Chem today?

Student 2: I don't know, Dan caught Donndelinger in a Mullaney trap during our class.

Student 1: Fuck, now I don't know if I should do my homework during lunch or not.

by Fellow appreciative student November 8, 2012

Mullin

A person who is known to be as bad as the devil sometimes. A Mullin is also described as a person who can not teach, and is hated by all.

Person one: You are such a Mullin! Person two: Oh my gosh, how insulting!

by The Amazing Meme Man August 30, 2017

matthew mullins

Matthew Mullins is a person that you will like forever and never forget them they usually like people that are funny pretty and kind.

Matthew Mullins is lovable and caring

by Donny Hamper December 18, 2017

Zane Mullins

An absolute idiot who has no friends

Hey look there is Zane Mullins. He has no friends.

by Revive Me March 9, 2019

Mullock

It's any variety of mullet with dreadlocks instead of combed, white man hair.

Hey man, Keep you Mullock out of my soup.

by KO2P1 February 21, 2009