by junior3522 October 24, 2019
Get the National fuck a Mackenzie day mug.Mackems originated from the drunken coupling of a brother and sister from a series of caves known as Pennywell. Legend has it that, after consuming large amounts of Panda Pop and Hewla Hewps, the two fell into an embrace, resulting in the birth of a race of six toed, cave dwelling, sub human filth.
Mackems are generally very poorly educated, they are known for refusing to take employment as they are happy to live on benefits. Many choose to live in free houses they have been given from the council. This is primarily to stop them leaving the area and integrating with the normal people from the outlying boroughs.
They are a source of great amusement to the rest of the North East, much like poking a bear with a stick, or watching a fat bloke fall over.
The rest of the UK have no idea where Mackems come from. This is usually remedied by saying "Sunderland. Oh, it's down the road from Newcastle".
They are usually found round the back of Farmfoods waiting for out of date cheese, sitting on kerbs in the Pennywell shanty towns, waiting in the crisis loan queue at the job centre or appearing on The Jeremy Kyle Show. They produce vast amounts of children with multiple partners. These offspring usually go by the name Jayden or Chantelle.
It is a well known fact that Mackems are responsible for all crime committed in the North East.
Well known Mackems throughout history include the old agony aunt off This Morning and Wearside Jack.
Mackems are generally very poorly educated, they are known for refusing to take employment as they are happy to live on benefits. Many choose to live in free houses they have been given from the council. This is primarily to stop them leaving the area and integrating with the normal people from the outlying boroughs.
They are a source of great amusement to the rest of the North East, much like poking a bear with a stick, or watching a fat bloke fall over.
The rest of the UK have no idea where Mackems come from. This is usually remedied by saying "Sunderland. Oh, it's down the road from Newcastle".
They are usually found round the back of Farmfoods waiting for out of date cheese, sitting on kerbs in the Pennywell shanty towns, waiting in the crisis loan queue at the job centre or appearing on The Jeremy Kyle Show. They produce vast amounts of children with multiple partners. These offspring usually go by the name Jayden or Chantelle.
It is a well known fact that Mackems are responsible for all crime committed in the North East.
Well known Mackems throughout history include the old agony aunt off This Morning and Wearside Jack.
"Christ, I've lost both my legs in a terrible accident. Could be worse, I could be a Mackem"
"Aww is that that poor John Merrick fella, oh no, it's just a Mackem"
"Have you ever seen a Mackem in Milan?"
"I will admit to pretending to be the Yorkishire Ripper. But I wont admit to being a Mackem" - Wearside Jack.
"Aww is that that poor John Merrick fella, oh no, it's just a Mackem"
"Have you ever seen a Mackem in Milan?"
"I will admit to pretending to be the Yorkishire Ripper. But I wont admit to being a Mackem" - Wearside Jack.
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a non-ginger who is very quiet in certain public places and guys, but is very loud with friends. shes super pretty and loves animals and nature but also is disliked because of jealousy. also mackenzies tend to have brownish almost red hair (but not ginger) and greenish gray an dis usually short
by NinjaAwesomeness March 20, 2012
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Usually, a male putting the moves on a female, to try to get her to date him, or really, go to bed with him.
Usually, a male putting the moves on a female, to try to get her to date him, or really, go to bed with him.
Guy: Hey baby, when do you turn eighteen?
Girl (to her friend): Look at this sorry son of a bitch trying to lay the mack!
Girl's friend (shaking head): Pathetic.
Girl (to her friend): Look at this sorry son of a bitch trying to lay the mack!
Girl's friend (shaking head): Pathetic.
by Julia Jellyfish October 26, 2006
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Get the Macked Out mug.Mackenzie Ziegler is a beautiful girl with a bright future ahead of her. She doesn’t let hate get to her and her friends such as Bryce Xavier say that she’s very down to earth. Mackenzie Ziegler gets a large amount of hate from other fandoms or internet trolls but she remains unbothered. She sticks up for her friends such as Annie Leblanc when people would accuse the friend of “copying” her. On an Instagram live, Mackenzie said that she loves her friend Annie and she does not copy her. Overall, Mackenzie Ziegler is a great person.
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