You can do all them pushups to pump up your chest/But I've got a twelve gauge Mossberg to pump up your chest
by Davy November 16, 2003
Get the Mossberg mug.A Jewish man mentioned exclusively in Exodus, Deuteronomy, part of Numbers and refered to in many other parts of the Bible. As a boy, the Egyptian Pharoh ordered the death of all male babies. His parents helped him to escape, and he became a member of the Pharoh's family once found by the Pharoh's wife.
Heard God's voice and commands and, through his faith and God's power, was able to meet the Pharoh, attempt to persuade him to allow the Jewish slaves to leave, but was forced to bring ten plauges upon the Pharoh's empire. The last one killed the Pharoh's eldest boy, and he ordered Moses and all the Jewish people to get out of his country. Later, the Pharoh regretted his decision, and chased after Moses with the full Egyptian army.
This is where Moses becomes famous. At the border of the Red Sea, he and his people were cut off, blocked by the sea and the Egyptians, who were fended off the day before by a tornado of fire. Moses orders the sea to step aside, and, through the power of God, it does. All the Jewish people cross the dry seabed, followed closely by the Pharoh's army. When the last Jew is on the other side, the sea closes back up again, engulfing and violently drowning the Pharoh's army.
God had promised the Jews a fertile land that was perfect for them. However, when they reached it, the scouts saw it and the people in it. They wildly exaggerated the size of these people, calling them giants, and, for their unfaithfulness, all twelve Jewish tribes, including Moses himself, were banished from the promised land for forty years. Moses died shortly thereafter, and never saw the Promised Land in his life.
Heard God's voice and commands and, through his faith and God's power, was able to meet the Pharoh, attempt to persuade him to allow the Jewish slaves to leave, but was forced to bring ten plauges upon the Pharoh's empire. The last one killed the Pharoh's eldest boy, and he ordered Moses and all the Jewish people to get out of his country. Later, the Pharoh regretted his decision, and chased after Moses with the full Egyptian army.
This is where Moses becomes famous. At the border of the Red Sea, he and his people were cut off, blocked by the sea and the Egyptians, who were fended off the day before by a tornado of fire. Moses orders the sea to step aside, and, through the power of God, it does. All the Jewish people cross the dry seabed, followed closely by the Pharoh's army. When the last Jew is on the other side, the sea closes back up again, engulfing and violently drowning the Pharoh's army.
God had promised the Jews a fertile land that was perfect for them. However, when they reached it, the scouts saw it and the people in it. They wildly exaggerated the size of these people, calling them giants, and, for their unfaithfulness, all twelve Jewish tribes, including Moses himself, were banished from the promised land for forty years. Moses died shortly thereafter, and never saw the Promised Land in his life.
-The greatest, most intelligent move the devil has ever made is making us believe that he doesn't exist...
by Phrigajiblenoghip May 25, 2004
Get the Moses mug.could be a really funny guy or something at first impression, but he’s always looking nice clean and smelling good. He gets girls from places you couldn’t imagine. also really good at some sports. only some. and can be a lovable guy and also loves doing weird things sometimes but not a big deal. A cool man.
moses is a cool dude go be his gf
by i use meth:) October 18, 2021
Get the Moses mug.The nickname given to Mark Hunter. The lead singer of the band Chimaira. Given because he was one of the first innovators of the wall of death where he would part the whole venue down the middle and when he counted down, (usually the song Pure Hatred) the two sides would clash like the closing of the parting of the red sea. He recieved the nickname because he had dreadlocks that made him get the name Moses. Thus "Metal Moses"
by Jonny Metal August 27, 2009
Get the Metal Moses mug.Moses Brown is a private Quaker school on the East Side of Providence. The third oldest private school in the country, MB is known for its rigorous academics and Friends school philosophy. It is considered one of nations premier secondary school. In its layout and architect MB resembles a miniature version of Brown. Basically, its where you send your kids if you dislike the concept of boarding school. Moses Brown's sister school is Sidwell Friends in DC.
Fun Fact: Josh Swartz the creator of Gossip Girl and The OC loosely based much of the OC on his time at Moses Brown. Although for whatever reason he was asked to leave MB after his junior year and finished upper school at The Wheeler School.
Fun Fact: Josh Swartz the creator of Gossip Girl and The OC loosely based much of the OC on his time at Moses Brown. Although for whatever reason he was asked to leave MB after his junior year and finished upper school at The Wheeler School.
by JN55 March 28, 2009
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Get the Moses Mobile mug.Gossiping amoung guys. Guys often stand quietly while listening to girls giggle and talk drama but later do the same thing with the guys they're in a bromance with.
Emily: "Hey, did you hear about Rick getting Julie pregnant?"
Megan: "OMG, no! That's crazy, she seemed like such a church girl."
-Dylan stands quietly as if he doesn't care.- *bell rings*
Dylan" Yo dude, I heard Julie and Rick did it"
Carl "WOAH, are you kidding me, she's going out with Ryan."
Julie "Stop with the mossip, It's a rumor."
Megan: "OMG, no! That's crazy, she seemed like such a church girl."
-Dylan stands quietly as if he doesn't care.- *bell rings*
Dylan" Yo dude, I heard Julie and Rick did it"
Carl "WOAH, are you kidding me, she's going out with Ryan."
Julie "Stop with the mossip, It's a rumor."
by *xoxoxo* April 19, 2010
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