Wop Mopping

WOP = Without official papers
MOP = Modifying official papers

When an Italian forges documents in order to obtain credit or a loan.

Sal couldn’t get approved for a mortgage but a little bit of wop mopping his NOA and bank statements changed all that.

by Jeromeleggings June 14, 2022

Oral Mopping

Cleaning something with your tongue. Usually used in a sexual context. It is named this way due to the way the tongue moves being similar to how a mop moves when used for cleaning floors.

I decided that I would use oral mopping instead of cleaning the toilets normally.

by Shugunou February 16, 2023

mouth mopped

Fucking someone in the ass then pulling out and having poop on the tip of your dick. Then proceeding to wipe it all over the lips of their mouth

Damn! Pa just mouth mopped Bob bad!

by MGD 1 January 6, 2024

Fetid moppet

1. A person who lets their work-self get in the way of their outside life, possibly resulting in a public outburst in a room of their peers.

2. Something your wealthy father might call you.

3. A stinky child.

Disappointed, my father looked at me and uttered only two words with scorn, "fetid moppet". All I could say back in acknowledgement was "father".

by eelbucket February 17, 2025

back alley mopping

When you get hit by a car and take the driver behind the smoke shop to eat her ass instead of calling the cops.

Linda hit me at 7Eleven so I took her behind the smoke shop and gave her a back alley mopping while she yelled "Oh, Asia!"

by Cum Cracker February 16, 2023