A rich principality located in the south of france next to Nice where people are giant snobs and fags. A place where parents dress their babies in Dolce and Gabana shit and get ridiculously fast and expensive cars even if the speed limit in that region is 110 km/h. Teens in monaco would be considered flaming homos in any other part of the world just from the way they dress and act. Many people that live there never leave monaco, and are absolutely clueless about the outside world (starting from france). Some people just have a place there so that they dont pay taxes in other countries. Monegasques (people from monaco) basically think the world revolves around them and the "country" they're from, which is about 2 km squared, and that's their life. They're even proud of being snobby and blowing thousands of euros on clothes in one day. Worst part is: those are the guys (but the girls are pretty much like the guys, skanky little bitches that get everything they want from daddy)
tourist in monaco: excuse me could you tell me how to get to nice from here?
fag from monaco: erhhh there's a heliport somewhere in monaco but i'm not sure where
tourist: wow you fag.
fag from monaco: erhhh there's a heliport somewhere in monaco but i'm not sure where
tourist: wow you fag.
by 98761234 March 24, 2010
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a woman that is attractive from far away, but upon closer review turns out to be the total opposite.
a woman that is attractive from far away, but upon closer review turns out to be the total opposite.
This cute girl was looking at me from across the room, but when I went to go talk to her it turns out she's a mona lisa. Also, I'm a sexist dickhead.
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Get the Moada mug.The MONACO MELTER is when you and a group of friends cum on a girl so much that she sticks to the floor/bed, then you and you're friends beat the shit out of her with a bunch of fly swatters and you dump here unconsious body in a dumpster and then you drive to the nearest Denny's and eat
Dad: so what did you guys do last night?
Son: well we did beer pong, then we smoked a bunch of duggies, and then we did the Monaco melter on venessa!
Dad: sounds like a party!
Son: yeah
Dad: kinda concerned though, you're 10
Son: well we did beer pong, then we smoked a bunch of duggies, and then we did the Monaco melter on venessa!
Dad: sounds like a party!
Son: yeah
Dad: kinda concerned though, you're 10
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Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review
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