mojarro

A lazy type of person who enjoys excessive video gaming

"Is Greg coming to the movie tonight?"

"No he's being a Mojarro."

by Docmcstuffins May 17, 2014

Comiendo Moscas

When you are distracted.

Estás comiendo moscas.

by Hans Payini April 23, 2009

Mysa and moja

The swedish definition of the art of two elderly people performing sexual actions during a dinner party.

"Mom where did grandma and grandpa go?"
"You are eating so slow that they had time to mysa and moja"

by Dansande Tortelini February 5, 2019

moccasins

A form of shoe that Ally Hilfiger would not allow her husband to wear ever.

Take those ugly moccasins off your feet.

by Megs December 13, 2003

moccasins

Shoes for Indian wannabes. If you're not Native American, don't wear the shoes. UGLIEST SHOES U COULD EVER FIND!ONLY GAY GUYS WEAR THEM!

Danny- "Hey, look at my cool new moccasins! Aren't they so fab?!?"

Me- "Hell no! Why the hell would you wear those? Are you gay?!?"

by Danny December 28, 2004

mocca frappechino

when you assume the doggy position on a girl, grab her starbucks latte off the dresser, sip, spit and go to work on that ass.

"I gave her, a mocca frappechino."
HARHAR * LOL * LAUGHTER

by The Naked Guy January 15, 2008

Mojocalakilitus

A disease everyone has that kicks in when you over excert your body and your kidneys start to hurt. if you haven't experienced this then you know someone who has, just ask them about it.

OMG, cant walk any further.

What did your Mojocalakilitus kick in?

Hahaha, very fucking funny.

by krow1012 October 16, 2010