The owner of a mockasaurus. One who claims to have a large penis (cockasaurus) but it discovered to have an average or below average endowment (mockasaurus).
Bob: Yo I got a cockasaurus!
Mary: TAKE IT OFF NOW!!!
(next morning)
Mary: you fucktard Mockasaur, you lied to me and took my virginity with ur little mcokasaurus!
Bob: You're 38 and a virgin?
Mary: Ha! Joke's on you! I'm 58! Here, hold my dentures.
Bob: Is it cold in here?
Mary: Dont make excuses...
Mary: TAKE IT OFF NOW!!!
(next morning)
Mary: you fucktard Mockasaur, you lied to me and took my virginity with ur little mcokasaurus!
Bob: You're 38 and a virgin?
Mary: Ha! Joke's on you! I'm 58! Here, hold my dentures.
Bob: Is it cold in here?
Mary: Dont make excuses...
by SychoSurge January 13, 2009
Get the Mockasaur mug.The act of fake pissing by way of warm water surreptitiously poured on a passed out friend. Bonus points for getting them in the face! Ideally this is a 2 man job - 1 to pour the warm water and a second person to zip up their own zipper. As the person awakes, they'll notice the person zipping up their fly rather than the person that poured warm water (a la mock pee) and will likely freak out - especially if they're in a drunken fog.
Caution: payback is a bitch. You don't want the victim of a mock-pee incident to return the favour with real urine.
Caution: payback is a bitch. You don't want the victim of a mock-pee incident to return the favour with real urine.
by Julio!!!! January 20, 2010
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Sorry I'm late. I got mocha blocked at Starbucks by this idiot on a cell phone talking about how much they needed their triple shot mocha.
by Hey_Hey April 13, 2010
Get the mocha blocked mug.Man, I just got this mockro brew Winter's Bourbon Cask Ale, and it tastes like my cat dragged her hemorrhoids across my tongue. Someone pass me a Torpedo!
by Timdick December 3, 2010
Get the Mockro Brew mug.A paralyzing explosion of your bowels after drinking a mocha latte. Can lead to several visits to the toilet with the mocha fire shits.
Sue: Hey Vern, I tried calling you all morning and kept getting your voicemail.
Vern: Yeah, I ran straight to the bathroom when I got back from Starbucks. Sudden case of mocharrhea, if you know what I mean (wink,wink).
Sue: Ah, got it.
Vern: Yeah, I ran straight to the bathroom when I got back from Starbucks. Sudden case of mocharrhea, if you know what I mean (wink,wink).
Sue: Ah, got it.
by Suziewar August 24, 2011
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Steve: Dude -check out Angry birds, its so fun and addicting!
Jay: Phone game apps are so stupid -who has time for that crap?
This week:
Jay: I played Angry Birds last night till 2 AM!
Steve: You are such a mocker focker!
Steve: Dude -check out Angry birds, its so fun and addicting!
Jay: Phone game apps are so stupid -who has time for that crap?
This week:
Jay: I played Angry Birds last night till 2 AM!
Steve: You are such a mocker focker!
by Steve Slacker September 8, 2011
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Post an instagram photo and in the caption write "Mockingtag : katniss"
When having a bad day. Clap three fingers together while saying "Mockingtag - FML"
When having a bad day. Clap three fingers together while saying "Mockingtag - FML"
by HannahMontannah February 4, 2014
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