Muddy Mitten 

When you anally fist a girl, and it comes out covered in shit.
Alternatively you can cover your fist in shit then shove it in her box.

Broham, I fisted her up the ass last night and she gave me a muddy mitten.

Muddy Mitten by Gunship May 5, 2019

Michigan Wet Mitten

When you nut in a girls mouth and she spits it in your hand. Then you slap her in the face with that hand.

"Why do you have a pink eye and a red spot on your face?"

"Because I got a Michigan Wet Mitten."

Michigan Wet Mitten by PJ's Gettin BJ April 3, 2016

shit mitten 

When you roll toilet paper around ur hand like a mitten and use it to wipe the shit from your ass.

The pipes weren't clogged from the shit itself, it was from the damn shit mitten.

Damn that's a lot of poo! I'm definitely gonna need a shit mitten.

LITTLE KID- "Daddy wipe me.."
FATHER- "Uhh..why dont you use your shit mitten instead."

shit mitten by rotfloling April 12, 2009

The Mitten 

Another way of saying that you are giving someone the middle finger. When you wear mittens you may conveniently flip the bird at someone without their knowledge. An actual mitten or a picture of a mitten will also convey this.

1. "Why were you waving at that cop?"
"I wasn't waving, I was giving him the mitten."

2. "Wait a minute, there's only one mitten in this box. Did you lose one or are you giving me the mitten?"

The Mitten by T-Bottom August 27, 2009

mintense

Intensity equal to or greater then "The Minhas."

Bro, those new double decker tacos from Taco Bell are mintense!

mintense by thedode May 20, 2008

Jizz mitten 

When your boy friend has so much built up jizz that when he finally gets to cum after a much needed hand job it forms a mitten over your whole hand.

"Jenny your hands are looking awfully dry, why don't you let me give you a jizz mitten, I hear it's great for your skin".

Jizz mitten by Jim Jamz January 6, 2010

fram mitten 

As we all know, the Negro has a separate language and dialect. "fram mitten" translates to "transmission", in English, as it relates to automotive transmissions.

Could be a term within ebonics

Ize needz a fram mitten! A fraaaammmmm mitten! A fraaaayum mitten!

fram mitten by eyeznteef July 14, 2010