A Meta-Morph Mistress is your girlfriend on the side, who can change into what ever fantasy you can imagine. From a Honeymoon Honey, to a Porn Star Paramour, or an Elegant Seductress, she is THE uber GFE!
Jack: I heard you got a new mistress.
Me: Yup, Reagan. She is a Meta-Morph Mistress!
Jack: Meta-Morph? WTF is that?
Me: She morphs into your wildest fantasy . . . girlfriend, lover, or companion.
Jack: That's wild!
Me: Yup, she even morphed me!
Me: Yup, Reagan. She is a Meta-Morph Mistress!
Jack: Meta-Morph? WTF is that?
Me: She morphs into your wildest fantasy . . . girlfriend, lover, or companion.
Jack: That's wild!
Me: Yup, she even morphed me!
by satireV June 15, 2012
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Dave: don't make me do this
Dan: try me bitch
Dave: your granny tranny
*Dan explodes*
*Dan's ghost comes back*
Dan's ghost: Your sister a mister
*The entire universe collapses and everybody dies*
Dan: Your dad lesbian
*Dave dies inside*
Dave: don't make me do this
Dan: try me bitch
Dave: your granny tranny
*Dan explodes*
*Dan's ghost comes back*
Dan's ghost: Your sister a mister
*The entire universe collapses and everybody dies*
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An insult worse than than ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny. This is the worst insult imaginable and there is absolutely no recovery from it.
Grant: ur mum gay
Mark: ur dad lesbian
Grant: ur granny tranny
Mark: oh yeah, well ur sister is a mister
Grant: *all veins inside body explode, has a seizure that causes him to pull out a gun from his jacket, and blow his own brains out.
Mark: ur dad lesbian
Grant: ur granny tranny
Mark: oh yeah, well ur sister is a mister
Grant: *all veins inside body explode, has a seizure that causes him to pull out a gun from his jacket, and blow his own brains out.
by mtersaak May 10, 2018
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person2:EXPLODES into dust and goes straight to hell
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person2:ur brother a nun
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by Slap Razor April 4, 2018
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Get the Mister Fister mug.1.Sarah Twilight, born March 27th, 1980. Better known to most of us as The "Mistress of Mischief" in Total Championship Wrestling where she is contracted.
She is known by such an endearing moniker simply because of her evil and manipulative ways. She is known for causing misery and violence to all who cross her path. In other words, she brings mischief into her opponents lives. This beauty encapsulates the entire concept of mischief with her emerald green eyes and flawless red hair, two traits associated with both mischievous persons and witches. Both of which she proudly admits to being.
The personification of evil, Sarah Twilight completely and undoubtedly has earned the title: Mistress of Mischief.
She is known by such an endearing moniker simply because of her evil and manipulative ways. She is known for causing misery and violence to all who cross her path. In other words, she brings mischief into her opponents lives. This beauty encapsulates the entire concept of mischief with her emerald green eyes and flawless red hair, two traits associated with both mischievous persons and witches. Both of which she proudly admits to being.
The personification of evil, Sarah Twilight completely and undoubtedly has earned the title: Mistress of Mischief.
"How can one woman be so maniacally evil?"
"Sarah Twilight is the Mistress of Mischief...she defines evil!"
"Sarah Twilight is the Mistress of Mischief...she defines evil!"
by Only One Who Matters July 28, 2009
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