Whe a male masturbates and he miscalculates the force of the said ejaculation and proceeds to splash his own spooge on his chin or other facial area!!!
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I had a beard miscarriage. Meant to trim it and ended up shaving off a strip, so I had to take the whole thing off.
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she's sooo cute
known from o.c. california as marissa
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by wallawalla March 3, 2005
Get the mischa barton mug.it's when you loose the baby during pregnancy.. most of the time before you even realize you're pregnant. you can notice it from vaginal bleeding and cramps that are not part of your period.
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The thin girl with a face so gorgeous you wanted to eat it!
Well, that my friends is Mischa Barton!
The thin girl with a face so gorgeous you wanted to eat it!
Well, that my friends is Mischa Barton!
Riley: So, what does your new girlfriend look like?
Michael: No word of a lie - she's in the Mischa Barton league!
Riley: Seriously? You lucky f**ker!
Michael: No word of a lie - she's in the Mischa Barton league!
Riley: Seriously? You lucky f**ker!
by ChooseRedBull June 28, 2010
Get the Mischa Barton mug.The failure to "give birth" to a sneeze. It is comprised of a moment of extreme anxiety followed by a feeling of utter worthlessness. Not to be confused with purposely stopping a sneeze, because abortions are wrong.
Joe: Dude, I almost died on the way to work today.
Bill: Oh, yeah?
Joe: Yeah, I had a miscarriage. I veered into oncoming traffic, and a bus of schoolchildren and nuns swerved into a ravine.
Bill: That sucks, but at least it wasn't an abortion.
Bill: Oh, yeah?
Joe: Yeah, I had a miscarriage. I veered into oncoming traffic, and a bus of schoolchildren and nuns swerved into a ravine.
Bill: That sucks, but at least it wasn't an abortion.
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