minked

adverb. when a person is so drunk they wear a stray dog comfortably around their neck for fashion purposes. in winter this may be done for warmth.

"pj got minked last night.. his boxer mix was looking pretty fly tho"

by $mora September 20, 2016

nigger bitch monkey woman

A female woman that is a canis lupus familiaris hybrid macaca fascicularis.

I saw a wild nigger bitch monkey woman!

by Doctor SheckGumpus January 15, 2019

jeeba monkey

Racist term for negroes used by ignorant people. Black people are very easily distinguished from monkeys and should not be labeled as such. Monkeys are characterized by their tails, while black people have none.

Get a job, you crack-smoking jeeba monkey!

by Darcus Garvey September 7, 2009

Ledge Monkey

A person who always says he will commit suicide either because he wants the attention or wants someone to talk him out of it.

That ledge monkey says he would commit suicide but we all know thats bull.

Hey, if you're going to stay up on that ledge you might as well jump.

by Johnny Hotnuts May 22, 2008

Minky Boodle

Minky Boodle (n.) a nonsense word used by Space Ghost, Zorak, and Brak in a skit on episode 17 of their show "Cartoon Planet," a predecessor to Cartoon Network's Adult Swim.

Space Ghost: I've got a doodle in my noodle and his name is Minky Boodle.

Zorak: Minky Boodle!
Brak: Minky Boodle!

Space Ghost: I've got my mojo risin' and theres a poodle in my strudel.

Zorak: Minky Boodle!
Brak: Minky Boodle!

by Comrade Oligarh April 1, 2009

poop monkey

An exclamation declaring something isn't going your way.

Upon realizing the meat for the sandwiches was forgotten, Pat exclaimed, "Poop monkey!"

by slxpluvs November 21, 2009

Fucked The Monkey

To perform a slight error that unwittingly caused horrible, catastrophic level events

reference to: the widely-believed myth that AIDS began after someone fucked a monkey, caught the disease and then spread it through mankind.

A: "so I was writing a dirty email to my girl and accidentally sent it to my boss, her husband found it on her phone, thought she was cheating, and killed her and himself, now the company is folding and 400 people are without work and since this is a private hospital it's leaving 1000 patients without care....."

B: "dude, you fucked the monkey"

by Dyrk Diggler April 1, 2011