Micah Parsons

The best linebacker ever with the fattest dick known to man kind

Friend: Oh my god is that Micah Parsons?

Me: Yes that is our dick slaying king

by user683299320 November 06, 2023

Micah Mode

Tweaken cuz your girl has guy friends

I’m about to go Micah mode on my hoe

by NoName1313 February 05, 2024

micah klein

A person who is playing video games a lot and who doesn't know how to talk to humans in real life.

Wow he is on Call of Duty a lot, he is such a micah klein.

by 1284955 February 15, 2018

micah jewell

A sexy god whos rich and get bitches

Damn I want Micah Jewell

by esrdtfgyuhijo February 12, 2018

Micah Nelson

Micah Nelson means to be the swaggiest person alive all Micah’s are the swaggiest and Ashley’s are lower than him on the swag level

“Gosh I really wish I could be as swaggy as Micah Nelson

by Micahn1070 September 29, 2021

micah bald dude

he is bald is a so called blood has lots of hair came. He is very ugly and gets lots of nudes. he’s very athletic he plays soccer and is good at it

That’s a Micah bald dude

by ayoharoldcuz November 25, 2018

Pull a Micah

Pulling a Micah means getting a friend to chug 5 alcoholic drinks in a row without stopping.

“Bro just pull a Micah! It’s on the house. It’s your last night here enjoy it while you can”

by MemowJones September 22, 2020