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Mexican Lock Pick

Any improvised object used to forcibly gain entry into a locked/secured structure or vehicle when the person does not immediately available to them appropriate tools when entry is needed. Such tools may be a hammer, brick, coat hanger, steel toed boots, your body, or any other object which will allow you to gain entry.

More often then not, using a "Mexican lock pick" will damage the entry or property that the person is trying to gain access to. As such, it should be a last resort used to gain entry.
Person 1: "I locked my keys in my car yesterday, so I had to use a mexican lock pick."

Person 2: "What's that?"

Person 1: "A hammer."
by RacistAsshole October 3, 2010
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Mexican Spider Pocket

When a woman has shaved her pubes but, still has pubes in her vagina she has forgotten take care of. Then when she and a man get intimate the man's penis get trapped in her "web" of pubes thus, he is un-able to finish.
Dude did you her about Mitch and Amanda!? Apparently she had a Mexican Spider Pocket Mitch didn't know about.
by pole dinner July 5, 2011
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mexican unicorn

A late twenties/early thirties young Mexican woman who has never been married and doesn't have any kids. It's unheard of, making her a Mexican unicorn. When you find one, snag her and keep her!
Mom, I met a girl named Josephine and she's 31 with no kids.

Mom: Is she married?

No mom. She's a good catholic girl.

Mom: She's a Mexican unicorn. Marry her son.
by Locomotive November 30, 2014
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Mexican Pickup Truck

Intermediate-level variant of the Shocker. Ten in the front!
"The Minivan has got nothing on the Mexican Pickup Truck".
by dodzdaga May 8, 2014
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Mexican Dipstick

A sexual/alcohol-related act akin to the infamous buttchug. When performing a Mexican Dipstick, one party will soak their finger in tequila, and gently insert it into the anus of the other party.

Note: the salt on the rim is optional, but recommended.
I was hoping to party but all I had was tequila. Hating the taste, I asked my lover to perform a Mexican Dipstick, hold the salt.
by Year of the Browneye September 15, 2016
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Mexican Photos

Usually, but not limited to, when a male kisses a pregnant woman's protruding stomach for a paternity photoshoot. Statistics show that most people who take these photos are Mexican, or more recently more varieties of Latino Countries.
Iro was kissing Maria's pregnant belly in the pregnancy photos, totally Mexican photos!
by Jairo 34 Leon January 7, 2021
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Mexican Ball-Water

“I’m gonna make you drink some mexican ball-water”
by xtiju April 24, 2021
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