Merlin

South Indian slang for a woman that frequents auto rickshaw stands and has familiar relations with the auto rickshaw drivers. In many cases a"merlin" is one who is so filthy that she has been shunned from any contact with anyone, besides societies lowest. Often associated with sexually transmtted infections such as HIV, or Hepatitis.

I would never touch her, she is such a scabies ridden Merlin.

by h.manscare December 31, 2011

Merlin

Merlin is a fat ass name most of the time people with the name merlin are Hispanic fat assholes that always screams like a girl with down syndrome on a whole new level. Merlin is really fucking annoying so if you ever see or know a Merlin tell her she is nother and a useless piece of that that always over reacts and want's attention.

(Kids playing soccer)
Kid: Hey pass pass pass!!
Merlin: nah fuck you bitch (btw Merlins are fat and cant run)
Merlin: pushed kid on field (Merlin screams like a juiced up meth head and laughs like a devil also sings like a semi truck using its horn)
Kid: trys to hit her
Merlin: Uses her fat ass to crush a kid and when she walks a mini earthquake starts.

by ShrekAteMyKidz on xbox February 11, 2020

Merlin's beard

When having sex with a young lady one withdraws his love staff at the point of ejaculation and sprays his love muck on the lady's chin. The jizz should start to hang down off the chin, creating a rather fetching white beard look, similar to Merlin's.

"Hey guess what Rich, I did a Merlin's beard on your mum last night!"

"Oh right I just thought she hadn't shaved!"

by Ste Crayston December 7, 2006

Merlin's Beard

A layer of semen on a girl's face in areas where facial hair is commonly found on men, e.g. chin, upper lip, cheeks, neck. Usually results after a blowjob.

"Do you want a blowjob, sweetheart?"

"Yeah! How do you want it to end today, honey?"

"I'd love to have a Merlin's Beard, but whatever you want. It's your special day."

"You want it, you got it!"

by Merlin's Wife July 2, 2009

Merlins Beard

Where one ejaculates onto one's partners face, leaving them with a beard dripping from their chin

1.

Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....

2.

Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard

by Jimmy Buttcracker August 20, 2013

merlyna

the purest soul you’ll ever meet. I can go on and on about people named merlyna. First of all they will always have your back. They will never say anything bad about u or hate on you for whatever reason. They will always cherish what they have with you. They deserve so much better than what you can give because they will always be by your side. They are the best people you will generally ever meet.

merlyna has the purest soul.

by dhsjj November 20, 2023

Merynn

A very cool genuine person who would never lie. Usually has a best friend called Emi. She says what she thinks as long as it isn't to harsh.hate the letter 'B' especially hates liars. TWO FACED PEOPLE.
and to lie behind your back about someone,There is only two thing she likes and that is turtles and goats.
A popular well known funny character and gets along with most people just not many girls.
Usually likes any music,not jazz,not R&B
this girl is the girl for you.

TWO FACE PRICKS.
merynn john stephenson sends you a smile. :D

With Love.

by Jane Kye Perry December 25, 2011