Mallory

When you are bent over throwing up in a toilet and fart and projectile shit on the wall at the same time.

I walked into the bathroom after this girl and she pulled a Mallory, puke and shit everywhere!

by G the Giraffe December 21, 2017

malory

a fierce, 100%canibal; one who enjoys eating, breathing, and talking about people. though she has a quite goofy side, malory is constantly, canibal(ing).

" gee bud, youre acting like a malory! "

by alisa rios January 24, 2008

mayor's spot

(n) the parking space nearest to your destination; the best parking spot.

Alright! I've got the mayor's spot. -- Edgar Allan Poe

by d-cup July 7, 2006

Dirty mallory

A woman after receiving a creampie pushes is out puts it inside whipcream and makes a family dessert.

I went over to my girls house and we had a dirty mallory

by Racing87s March 30, 2020

Mayoral

William Mayoral's last name, monkey looking being who spends his time caved in his room till this day reading definitions on www.urbandictionary.com

My last name is Mayoral...

Man that Mayoral person has no life.

by William Mayoral March 20, 2005

Mayor McCheese

A McDonald's guyp;my hero

Mayor McCheese is my idol.

by the wierdest person you never knew May 6, 2005

Mayor Mc'cheese

when a girl has had too much fast food before a blowjob and pukes on the penis during the act

i knew she had too many chicken nuggets when she Mayor Mc'cheesed all over my cock

by boobb November 29, 2007