martha moment

When you are about to kill someone and they inadvertently stop you by mentioning the name of your mother causing you a complete breakdown and to lose the fight

Alan: I can’t believe Batman didn’t kill Superman just because their moms happen to have the same name.

Sam: Yeah dude he totally had a Martha Moment.

by ImShedding May 15, 2021

Martheena

Martheena is a Fabulous woman who loves all things pink. A true Fashionista!

Martheena's fashion sense is divine!

by LadyAgshire October 27, 2021

Marthalia

a girl who can make anyone laugh. she’s perfectly gorgeous, extremely smart, a born leader and super charismatic. makes a great loyal girlfriend who is always there for you. she is committed and would do anything for her best friend or boyfriend. she's a charmer and can get guys to fall in love with her without even trying. she's an extremely interesting and unique person who doesn't care much what others think. apart from being ambitious and adventurous, she's independent and likes space. she has pride and is confident in her abilities, and likes to help people.

if you meet Marthalia, never let her go.

by Makenzo November 18, 2021

Marthe

Marthe is a beautiful, strong, caring girl. She loves and cares for all. She has a stunning voice that will cure anything. Her laughter is what will keep you going. She can make you roll on the floor of laughter and make you pee your pants by how amusing she is! She may seem all "little miss nice girl" but after a while, you can see her dangerous side. She can be fierce like a tiger but also make your day brighter. Her looks, oh my god. She is the most beautiful girl you will ever see walk the earth. Her face will make your day better, even when in your deepest depressions. Her smile can make the whole world stop and stare at the beauty and passion. She has drop dead gorgeous hair, any color, any shape, she looks like a model fresh off the runway. No matter how hard she falls, she will always pick herself back up and be her at her best. Her care towards others is undeniable. She would wake up at 3am to come to any of your needs, no matter how much she would just want to sit and sleep.

Jeff- "did you see how beautiful Marthe is today?"
Steve- "can't wait to see her tonight when I close my eyes"

by funkyqueen November 23, 2021

Martha

Martha is a beautiful gorgeous blonde girl usually having a bunch of tattoos. Very petite and very kind and loving. A Martha will help you if you are ever in need and is very giving!! A Martha try’s very hard and never gives up. Totally a strong and very smart person with a great personality and lovely voice . She loves her family and her close friends. Martha has a huge heart and is loved by anyone that really gets to know her. Always up for a night out on the town but also loves to stay in and chill. Martha’s are hard workers and like to gamble. Martha’s also like Diamonds , Louis Vuitton and grilled cheese! 🤗

Hey see that girl over there at the casino slot she is Martha !!

Yeah she is so hot and has great taste and a great personality for sure!!

by ♦️Royalflush♦️ December 20, 2021

Martha

Narrator, Martha
Martha was an average dog
She went- Woof!
And- Woof!
And- Grrr!
When she ate some alphabet soup, then what happened was bizarre

Scientist
On the way to Martha's stomach, the letters lost their way. They traveled to her brain and now-

Narrator, Martha
She's got a lot to say!
Now, she speaks
How now, brown cow
Martha speaks
Yeah, she speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks

Narrator, Martha
What's a caboose? When are we eating again?
Martha speaks
Hey, Joe. Whaddaya know?
(My name's not Joe...)
She's not always right but still, that Martha speaks
Hi there

Narrator, Martha
She's got a voice, she's ready to shout. Martha will tell you what it's all about
Sometimes wrong but seldom in doubt, Martha will tell you what it's all about
That dog's unique
Testing, one two
Hear her speak. Martha speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks and
Communicates, enumerates, elucidates, exaggerates, indicates, and explicates, bloviates and overstates, and (pants) Hyperventilates
Martha
To reiterate, Martha speaks!

Martha was an average dog
She went- (random sound)
And- (random sound)
And- (random sound)

by kaistudio February 14, 2022

Marthered

When you inadvertently put the ball out of play in any sport in an un-provoked fashion. An un-forced error by a sportsman.

You totally Marthered that one

by Shalom_Fun September 4, 2023