maguro

the ugly and, quite frankly, TRAGIC Netflix translation of Jasmine saying "my girl" in the Netflix original On My Block

Jasmine: Anyway, it's all good because Ellen is MAGURO, and the last thing she needs is more drama from Señor Mad Moustache...

by iyawn March 31, 2019

pre-mature e-flushulation

The act of flushing the toilet too early, having underestimated how badly you actually had to urinate, then having to wait until the tank fills again so you can flush the rest down.

Hey, what took you so long in there?" " Damn, I can't believe I just had pre-mature e-flushulation!" "I didn't think I had to piss that bad.

by scorpioeric July 30, 2011

a mature bullet

A sexy GOW player whos signature shot is the wonderwoman. He also likes to start forest fires when he has a snake in his boot.

"Hey did you get wonderwomaned by that a mature bullet?.. He's beast.

by NayruZ July 19, 2010

Farmhouse Mature

Adjective used to describe a nob which hasn't been washed in other a week, thus making the cheese 'farmhouse mature'

Antoine: Fancy a shag?
Courtney: Jeeze Antoine, your nobs farmhouse mature, i ain't touching that shit

by funnyman76472 October 21, 2009

Pre-mature fag

Term used to define an individual with a lower sense of "maturity". Offensive phrase used against a character described or labeled as a "motherfucker". The weaponry that these individuals habitualy use are sedimentary rocks and comedical phrases that generaly dont make sense and or doltish.

Omar is such a pre-mature fag.

by darknight823 January 29, 2009

Post Maturpooping

The urge one feels to poop before masturbation.

I wouldn't have been caught if I didn't experience a bad case of post maturpooping!

by Absolute Boredom October 25, 2009

Mature Fluids

A bread or sandwich spread usually comprised of aged adult male reproductive fluid. The container is filled at a rate of at least one(usually more) ejaculation(s) per day over a period of weeks. Usually kept in a Mason jar, the fluids then are aloud to "rest" for a period of 3 to 4 weeks after extraction in a cool dry place. Once deemed "mature" the product is served at room temperature.

"Let's all get together Thursday night at Cas and Joey's for a delicious D.P. The Queen assures us he will bring his mature fluids."

by Slothguy August 24, 2009